Quote from Jim in A.A.R.M.
Jim: Today we will be testing candidates for the position of assistant to the assistant to the regional manager. Erin: Aw, heck ya! Pam: Nice. Dwight K. Schrute: You'll always have the upper hand, when you've got a good a-arm. Trademark pending. Jim: This is not an excuse to blow off work doing carnival-like activities. Sure, every participant will be getting a corn dog, but that's for fueling only. No savoring. Dwight K. Schrute: What an honor. God, I envy them. Jim: He envies you. Dwight K. Schrute: You don't need to repeat right now, when I'm saying it. Jim: Alright. [aside to camera:] Jim: By 2:00, Dwight will chose himself to be assistant to his own assistant, me.