Darryl Quote #114
Quote from Darryl in Pam's Replacement
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy, I'm really sorry about your mother. My deepest condolences.
Client: Oh, you must take this call. It's...
Andy: Yeah. Um line 1?
Erin: Line 2.
Andy: Hi.
Darryl: [on the phone] It's Darryl. Erin told me to pretend to be a cop and say your mom died.
Andy: [emotional] Ooh, gosh!
Darryl: Dude.
Andy: Thank you, officer.
Darryl: Look man, this is a bad idea.
Andy: Did she have any last words or?
Darryl: Really? That is messed up, man.
Andy: I'll make sure that your client gets the best deal possible.
Darryl: You're a bad man, Andy Bernard.
Andy: That is so mom.
Darryl: That stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma. You do not want to be messing around. I got an uncle...
Andy: Alright, thank you officer. [hangs up] Erin, please hold all my other calls. Where were we?
The Office Quotes
‘Pam's Replacement’ Quotes
Quote from Pam
Pam: The thing about pregnancy is people treat you differently. Like you're a kid almost. They lose all sense of boundaries. They start acting weird, telling you things that clearly aren't true. I know it sounds nuts, but I think Dwight is the only one who's telling me the truth.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Does your husband have very soft erections? Because if not, I just grabbed a very soft penis for nothing.
Quote from Creed
Dwight K. Schrute: Psst. We're not here. [slips a Toblerone to Creed]
Creed: Who said that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Exactly.
Creed: How'd I get this long triangle?