Quote from Darryl in Pam's Replacement
Dwight K. Schrute: Andy, I'm really sorry about your mother. My deepest condolences. Client: Oh, you must take this call. It's... Andy: Yeah. Um line 1? Erin: Line 2. Andy: Hi. Darryl: [on the phone] It's Darryl. Erin told me to pretend to be a cop and say your mom died. Andy: [emotional] Ooh, gosh! Darryl: Dude. Andy: Thank you, officer. Darryl: Look man, this is a bad idea. Andy: Did she have any last words or? Darryl: Really? That is messed up, man. Andy: I'll make sure that your client gets the best deal possible. Darryl: You're a bad man, Andy Bernard. Andy: That is so mom. Darryl: That stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma. You do not want to be messing around. I got an uncle... Andy: Alright, thank you officer. [hangs up] Erin, please hold all my other calls. Where were we?