Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1038
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Last Day in Florida
Jim: Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: You again? Gosh, I keep throwing you away, you keep flying back here. You're like an Amish return stick.
Jim: OK, great. Listen to me. Listen to me. [Dwight makes funny gesture] No, no, I know. Will you just let me tell you one thing, please?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, you may tell me one thing. Wait, you want to borrow money?
Jim: Listen to me. Robert is going to veto the Sabre store.
Dwight K. Schrute: [rolls eyes] Jim, come on.
Jim: Dwight, he's gonna kill the store.
Dwight K. Schrute: Uh-huh.
Jim: And then, I'm pretty sure he's gonna fire you for it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait. [holds up two fingers] He's gonna kill the store? And he's gonna fire me?
Jim: Yes.
Dwight K. Schrute: [smiles] That's two things.
Jim: Dwight, please.
Dwight K. Schrute: Nice try, Jim. Your pranks have never worked in the past and they're not going to work today.
Jim: OK, first of all, they've mostly worked, so-
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? You might want to get to the airport. It's gonna take you a long time to get through security with all those beauty products. Bye.
The Office Quotes
‘Last Day in Florida’ Quotes
Quote from Oscar
Phyllis: If Dwight's not coming back, does that mean we can open his treasure?
Oscar: You guys, we've gone over this, there is no treasure.
[aside to camera:]
Oscar: When the team left for Tallahassee, Dwight told everyone not to touch his treasure. Obviously he wants us to obsess about it. There's nothing in there. Which is obviously what he would want us to think, making it the perfect place to hide a treasure. Oh god, I'm Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride.
Quote from Kevin
Darryl: Would you like to buy some cookies?
Kevin: Cookies, eh?
[aside to camera:]
Kevin: [rapping] Oh, the springtime thinks that it's the best. And fall time thinks that it's the best. Cold time has, kind of a strut. And Valentine's thinks that it's the best. But gather round, peeps, I'll tell you the truth. Nothing beats the cookie season, that's the truth.
Quote from Erin
Erin: Can you help me? I'm trying to make a video chat with Andy.
Irene: Just open the program and type in his username.
Erin: Can you just do it?
Irene: [after briefly typing] Here, type in your password.
Erin: 'Erin123'
Irene: That's a terrible password. And you don't "make a video chat", you video chat.
Erin: All right.