Dwight K. Schrute: [cutesy] You stop.
Erin: [cutesy] No, you stop.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, you stop.
Erin: [to camera] Is he looking? [seriously] Oh. You can stop.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, you can stop.
Erin: No, no, no, he's not looking.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, you can stop.
Erin: You can actually stop.

Erin: Andy's not even looking. I think sexy eating is a dead end.
Dwight K. Schrute: Damn it.
Erin: What is the most romantic possible thing?
Dwight K. Schrute: We can get some chicken fights going in the pool.
Erin: Dwight, that's just- That's really perfect. Thank you.

Erin: Dwight, our chemistry is really clicking. We work so well together.
Dwight K. Schrute: I know. I could just bang you right now.
Erin: He's not looking. [Dwight dumps her in the pool] Hey!

Ryan: I mean, it's clearly meant for watching erotic cinema.
Gabe: Yup. We could watch some right now if you want. I got a Korean film on my iPod if you want to just- If you have the cables.

Erin: Wow. Andy's such a weird stalker. Following me home like that when he has a girlfriend? I should get a restraining order. [squeaks]

Robert: I'm just about to give the tour.
Jim: All right.
Robert: Join us. You must see what you were laughing about.
Jim: I must...

Erin: Hey, Dwight Snoot.
Dwight K. Schrute: What-
Erin: What you doing?
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm relaxing. Scram.

Ryan: Robert, you are too kind.
Robert: Oh.
Gabe: Too kind doesn't begin to cover it.
Ryan: With ammunition like this we are in for quite a night, you and me.
Gabe: And Gabe-y makes three.

Jim: Robert, thank you. Thank you for this. Thank you for all this. This night's been magical.
Robert: Jim, come see this next room. I think you especially would like it.
Jim: Really? Why?
Robert: I don't know. Maybe not. Just come.

Darryl: I've been working out. But, the problem is, I've been building muscle underneath. And that top layer hasn't burned off yet. Awkward stage.