Pam: When it comes down to it, it's a health issue. I should've written that.
Jim: Uh-huh. Yeah.
Pam: Why aren't you as interested in this as me?
Jim: Totally! Sorry, are we talking about the microwave still?
Pam: Are you inching away from me?
Jim: No.
Pam: Reach your arms out.
Jim: I'm always this close.

Michael Scott: [singing[ Pamtown lady sing this song- Hello, Pam. Jim, may I have a moment with Pam, please?
Jim: [cellphone ringing] Yes, I just have to take this call anyway, so...
Michael Scott: Ooh, his mistress! No, I'm kidding. Nobody'd ever cheat on you. You are the complete package, Pam.

Toby: I'm not gonna punch you, Michael.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are you really not gonna punch him?
Toby: No, why would I punch you?
Michael Scott: Son of a bitch.
Ryan: Shoulda hit him, man. Guy was asking for it. Once in a lifetime, man.

Michael Scott: I'm not wearing a wire, so...
Vance Refrigeration Guy: Why would you even say that?

Vance Refrigeration Guy: It's gonna be $500.
Michael Scott: How much?
Vance Refrigeration Guy: $500. It's a good price. It's a steal.
Michael Scott: How many pounds is that?
Vance Refrigeration Guy: It's 2 pounds. I'm losing money on this, man, just give me the money. Walk away. Walk away. Walk away.

Creed: Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave.

Dwight K. Schrute: Hey I got this, okay? Hello, officers, Dwight Schrute, former volunteer Sheriff's Deputy. Listen, I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office.

Dwight K. Schrute: Officers, are you sure you don't want to interrogate him?
Police Officer: No.
Dwight K. Schrute: You have laws that protect you in any kind of interrogation. Why don't you use them?

Michael Scott: You said you were leaving, and you made liars out of all of us.
Toby: I did leave.
Michael Scott: Yes, you did. And then you came back. Which makes you the biggest liar of the history.
Toby: I don't see it that way.
Michael Scott: You wanna hear a lie?
Toby: What?
Michael Scott: I think you're great. You're my best friend.

Ryan: I can't do this.
Kelly: Can't do what?
Ryan: It's not fair to you. And it's really not fair to me.
Kelly: Wait. What are you saying? I broke up with Darryl so I could be with you.
Ryan: That was your choice. Don't put that on me. I'm just going on a little trip.
Kelly: Oh, can I come?
Ryan: It's not that kind of trip. I'm going to Thailand with friends from high school. Well, a high school. And if I don't do it now, I'll never get to go. And I'll always resent you for it. You don't want me to resent you do you?
Kelly: So you're dumping me?
Ryan: Let's be adults about this. Let's have sex one more time, and if you have any extra cash, that would be amazing.