Jim: I am off to New York. My brother Pete from Boston and my brother Tom from New Jersey are taking Pam and I out for lunch to celebrate the engagement. Or maybe to beat me up. I can never tell with those two.

Michael, Holly and Darryl: [singing] Life is a highway I wanna ride it all night long If you're going my way I wanna drive you all night long If you're going my way

Pam: I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch. Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, "That Pam Beesly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best. The absolute best."

Pam: Okay, so, here's what I'm thinking. I'm gonna say that before ceramics class I took off my ring. And then when I changed back out of my smock, it wasn't in my pocket anymore, and I lost it.
Pete: That's perfect. You know what'd be even more hilarious? Remember that thing we did when Jim was in high school with his girlfriend?
Tim: Right? That would be hilarious. We should totally dog her about being an artist, never making any money.
Pete: That is awesome.
Tim: Like she basically has a hobby for a job.
Pam: So, not the ring, then? Not doing the ring, then.

Michael Scott: [singing, alone] Life's like a road where you just One thing here and the next day back Sometimes you deal with it then you don't Sometimes you do what you want It's out there- Hey. Are you crying?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Allergies?
Holly: No.
Michael Scott: Did Darryl touch you?
Darryl: What!
Holly: No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going, please?

Michael Scott: Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what, I am not gonna give up that easy. I'm going to make this way harder than it needs to be.

Michael Scott: Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy.
Holly: Thank you.
Michael Scott: My wish has come true, incidentally. Because you've met me and you are happy.
Darryl: Clever, Mike.

Tom: So Pam, how much money does an artist make after they leave art school?
Pete: Yeah. Not a lot of money in the arts, right?
Jim: That's not really true. There's a lot of things you can do with an art degree, actually.
Tom: Maybe Pam should pay the check by drawing a picture on this napkin.
Jim: Wow. That's a little rude. What's your deal?
Pete: Just having fun, Jimmy. Right, Pam?
Pam: Right.

Darryl: [on cellphone] Hey. What's up? I just thought I'd try you. I'm thinking about that story where you ran into the girl you used to babysit. Please call me back. Please.

Michael Scott: I'm not gonna be OK.
Holly: You will.
Michael Scott: No, I won't. I'm not strong. I'll go back to Jan, and I hate Jan. Oh, God!