‘Andy's Ancestry’
Season 9, Episode 3 - Aired October 4, 2012
Nellie gets her own back on Andy when she fakes a genealogy report, leading his co-workers to think his family may once have owned slaves. Meanwhile, Dwight helps Erin learn a new language, Pam prepares Nellie for a driving test, and Darryl grows fed up of the way his ideas are treated.
Quote from Pam
Jim: I don't know what I was so worried about. I have the best wife in the world.
[later, also to camera:]
Pam: I still can't believe he didn't tell me.
Quote from Erin
Pete: Fonas chek!
Erin: Dothras chek! [giggles]
Andy: I like that guy. We should hook him up with Meredith.
Erin: Hmmm!
Quote from Andy
Andy: Yo, d-dog. I need your help. I'm trying to think of things I can say that make it sound like I had a more difficult childhood than I actually had.
Darryl: You're gonna po' mouth
Andy: Exactly. Help me po' mouth, Darryl.
Darryl: Actually, Andy, you promised me five minutes to talk about productivity suggestions—
Andy: What if I said that my dad beat me. And, I just left out the croquet of it all. Or, I could just go all the way and just say I grew up in an apartment. Or is that too crazy?