Andy: Yo, d-dog. I need your help. I'm trying to think of things I can say that make it sound like I had a more difficult childhood than I actually had.
Darryl: You're gonna po' mouth
Andy: Exactly. Help me po' mouth, Darryl.
Darryl: Actually, Andy, you promised me five minutes to talk about productivity suggestions—
Andy: What if I said that my dad beat me. And, I just left out the croquet of it all. Or, I could just go all the way and just say I grew up in an apartment. Or is that too crazy?