‘The Final Final’
Season 8, Episode 22 - Aired May 9, 2017
Frankie, Mike and Brick notice their luck has changed after the Prairie Scouts accidentally paint the Donahues' house number on their curb. Axl buckles down and actually studies for once as his final final approaches. Meanwhile, Sue admits to Brad that she feels her sophomore year in college has been a disappointment.
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] Finally, after two kindergartens, five years of grade school, three years of junior high, four years of high school, and four years of college, Axl was ready for his final final of his final year.
Janitor: Hey. You got get out of here so I can lock up the room.
Axl: Uh, there's supposed to be a final in here in 15 minutes. America and the Cold War?
Janitor: That was at 9:00 this morning.
Quote from Frankie
Pizza Delivery Guy: Got your eight pizzas.
Frankie: Uh, we didn't order any pizza.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Well, I got eight pies, half pineapple, half pepperoni, for "Johnson."
Frankie: Okay. We're not Johnson.
Pizza Delivery Guy: Yeah. You know what? I'm sick of this. It's another one of those stupid teenage pranks. That's it. I've had it. I quit. Here. You can just keep these. They're yours. [Frankie closes the door]
Frankie: We just got eight free pizzas! [Brick dances]
Quote from Axl
Professor Kepley: You're at my house now? Really? School's over. Didn't you pick up on the vibe I was giving off? It's summer, brah. [chuckles] And I can call you brah 'cause I'm not your professor anymore.
Axl: Okay, but I...
Professor Kepley: Ah. I don't want to hear it. [closes door]
Axl: No. No, I'm sorry. I won't go away! You got to hear me out! Look, I admit it! I screwed up! But it was in the context of trying really hard not to screw up! Please! You can't let me not graduate! I am begging for your compassion! And I'm not leaving here until you let me take that test! Fine. I can wait. I got nothing but time!
Quote from Frankie
Mike: Come on. Come on. Go for three. Go for three. Bango!
Frankie: [gasps] Oh, no.
Mike: No. No, no, no. What happened to all my premium channels?
Frankie: You don't think...
Brick: [sighs] School is back on. They tested the air and found acceptable levels of radon.
[cut to Frankie, Mike and Brick out by the curb:]
Boy Scout #1: Our troop leader told us we messed up and accidentally gave you your neighbor's address. Sorry.
Frankie: We didn't mind.
Boy Scout #2: No, we felt really bad, so we painted an American flag on there for free. [Frankie dances]
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] But not everyone on campus was celebrating. There was still one person who was not quite done. Axl wasn't lying. He knew the material. He got an 86%. He was graduating.
Axl: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm done! I'm free! Who wants to party? Anybody? Hello?