Axl Quote #1245
Quote from Axl in Great Heckspectations
Axl: Oh!
Sue: I'm ready! You're a little late, but that's okay. What's with the basketball? [gasps] Is it part of the birthday extravaganza? Is it a clue? Are we getting ready to bounce?
Axl: [chuckles] No. No. The ball is just to throw you off. [Sue laughs] Is today Saturday?
Sue: [chuckles] Very funny, Axl. Can I just say, I never expected anything like this from you. This is so much better than any old present. The fact that you'd want to do this means so much to me. Okay, I am ready to experience my experience.
Axl: Well, I don't want you to guess where we're going, so... [clears throat] [Axl covers Sue's eyes with a scarf]
Sue: Oh! Ah-ha-ha... ahh! Yeah. It's starting! Ha-ha! Ahh!
Axl: All right. [spins Sue around]
Sue: Ohh! Okay. Okay, I don't even know where we are. Are we still in the house? Whoa!
The Middle Quotes
‘Great Heckspectations’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
Brick: Oh, this? Well, you told me I have to do a promposal, so I'm going as Bernie the Bookmark. I'm gonna wait till lunch so there's a big crowd, then I'm gonna ask Cindy to "save a place" for me at prom. It'll be a new "chapter" in our relationship. Pretty good, huh?
Quote from Mike
Frankie: What do you mean you got your driver's license?!
Brick: Well, you guys weren't around, so I asked Sue to take me. I passed!
Mike: Yeah, we saw that.
Frankie: Brick, that is not okay! If your parents say no to something, that doesn't mean you go get your sister to do it!
Brick: I really thought you'd be fine with this. I mean, didn't I prove my trustworthiness when I stole back our car from the Glossners?
Mike: I'm sorry, but there are steps to getting your driver's license. We gotta put you on our insurance, make sure the car is tuned up, alert the neighbors...
Frankie: What did you think you were gonna do, Brick, secretly drive around for the next 75 years without us noticing? Sorry, pal. You're grounded. Two weeks.
Mike: That means no library, no seeing Cindy after school, no... I don't know what else you do.
Quote from Frankie
Brick: Oh, well. At least it gets me out of prom this weekend.
Frankie: Wait, what? Prom? I thought that was just for juniors and seniors.
Brick: No, 'cause of budget cuts, there's only one dance a year now, so everybody gets to go.
Frankie: Well, you have to go to prom.
Brick: I don't care about prom.
Frankie: Well, you should. It's a major life event. You don't want to miss that. I mean, prom at the same time you actually have a girlfriend? What are the odds of that ever happening again?
Brick: But I'm punished.
Frankie: Well, now you're unpunished. He has to go to prom, Mike.
Brick: You're sending very conflicting messages.
Mike: What's not to get? You're grounded until Saturday and then you will go to prom, mister.