Frankie Quote #1941
Quote from Frankie in Thank You for Not Kissing
Frankie: I still can't believe Brick making out all over school. [Mike smiles] Mike!
Mike: What? I can't be happy my kid's getting a little action?
Frankie: No, it doesn't work that way. Look, if you're a football player and a cheerleader making out at school, it's cool. If you're president of the Font Club making out with a girl that's 9 feet tall wearing a safari hat, it's just a freak show. I-I mean, you know Brick. You know he has issues with social cues.
Mike: Oh, come on. We've had so many issues. Can't we be done? When are we out of this thing?
Frankie: Well, we had kids, so never. Look, you're gonna have to talk to Brick.
Mike: What? Why me? Why do I got to talk to him?
Frankie: 'Cause a guy needs to hear this kind of thing from his dad. You know, all that stuff about how to treat a lady and what's appropriate and PDA. Did you cover any of this when you gave him the sex talk? [off Mike's look] You didn't give him the sex talk?
Mike: I didn't think we'd have to!
Frankie: Well, you have to, Mike. You have to.
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‘Thank You for Not Kissing’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
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Quote from Brick
Mike: The school called me and your mom down to talk to Dr. Fulton. Word is, you and Cindy are getting a little frisky at school.
Brick: Oh, yeah, when I was making out with Cindy, I saw him lurking around out of the corner of my eye. He was trying to talk to me. Who talks during a prayer vigil?
Mike: Well, the can got kicked down the road to me, so I think it's time for a little father/son chat. I, uh... I assume that Axl has told you about sex?
Brick: Yeah, I'm up to speed. I had a little mix-up on a health quiz. Turns out there are no outside ovaries. Let me save you some embarrassment. We don't have them.
Mike: I'm aware.
Quote from Cindy
Frankie: [v.o.] Having gotten the sex talk with Brick out of the way, Mike went back to doing what was really important... trying to get another 1,000 miles out of his car.
Cindy: Did you tell Brick to stop kissing me?
Mike: W-Well... yeah. No. Not in so many words.
Cindy: How many words did you use?
Mike: Look, the school has a policy...
Cindy: So you're trying to pin this on the school? Since your little Interference, Brick's grown distant. He won't make out before school, he won't make out in science class when we dissect the frog. We always make out over the frog.
Mike: Okay, see, that right there...