Quote from Frankie in Thank You for Not Kissing
Frankie: I still can't believe Brick making out all over school. [Mike smiles] Mike! Mike: What? I can't be happy my kid's getting a little action? Frankie: No, it doesn't work that way. Look, if you're a football player and a cheerleader making out at school, it's cool. If you're president of the Font Club making out with a girl that's 9 feet tall wearing a safari hat, it's just a freak show. I-I mean, you know Brick. You know he has issues with social cues. Mike: Oh, come on. We've had so many issues. Can't we be done? When are we out of this thing? Frankie: Well, we had kids, so never. Look, you're gonna have to talk to Brick. Mike: What? Why me? Why do I got to talk to him? Frankie: 'Cause a guy needs to hear this kind of thing from his dad. You know, all that stuff about how to treat a lady and what's appropriate and PDA. Did you cover any of this when you gave him the sex talk? [off Mike's look] You didn't give him the sex talk? Mike: I didn't think we'd have to! Frankie: Well, you have to, Mike. You have to.