Sue Quote #896
Quote from Sue in Dental Hijinks
Lexie: Oh, hey, you're home earlier than I expected. How'd it go?
Sue: Oh, it went great. We had so much fun. Me and him... and his girlfriend!
Lexie: What? No! Why wouldn't Tyler tell you he had a girlfriend?
Sue: I don't know, but her name is Julia, and the sad thing is, she's not awful. We shared popcorn, and she mixed in M&M'S, which is a really good idea, and I can't believe I haven't thought of it before, and, oh, my God, I'm so stupid! I read all his signals wrong. Tyler only thought of me as a friend.
Lexie: Oh, Sue. This sucks. I am so sorry.
Sue: No, it's my fault, really. I talked too much about my heavy periods. I dropped myself right into the friend zone.
Lexie: Yeah, that'd do it.
Sue: Uh! I'm so embarrassed! Aurora, put sugar in my mouth.
Aurora: I'm sorry. I cannot process your request.
Lexie: Aurora can't, but I can.
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Quote from Brick
Brick: Anyway, you've heard of the musical Hamilton?
Mike: No.
Frankie: Yes.
Brick: Well, the school is voting on what the spring play should be this year, and I was thinking, with the recent popularity of Hamilton, that I would write and submit my own. Because if we're celebrating unsung heroes, I believe there's someone we're all forgetting. Sergeant Charles Stuart MacKenzie! It's got everything... World War I, bagpipes, Scottish rap.
Mike: I can't leave work today to pick him up when the nurse calls.
Frankie: Well, I can't, either. Dr. Goodwin's getting me to take me to some seminar. Well, hopefully it'll happen on the bus and the driver will just carry him to the stoop.
Brick: They all laughed at Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Frankie: That's true.
Mike: Who's she?
Quote from Brick
Brick: [Scottish accent] ♪ They stabbed him in the shoulder ♪ ♪ Only made him bolder, got him in the gut ♪ ♪ Say what-what? ♪ Bagpipe beatbox! [imitates bagpipes]
Mike: How many more hours till I can take another pain pill?
Frankie: You just took one.
Mike: Damn.
Brick: ♪ And then his maw said with dread ♪ ♪ "My poor bonny Charlie's dead" ♪ ♪ MacKenzie's life was done ♪ ♪ So done ♪ ♪ But he had taken out a Hun ♪ ♪ A Hun ♪ ♪ Or two or three ♪ ♪ Maybe shot one in the knee ♪
Quote from Dr. Goodwin
Dr. Goodwin: I'm surprised you didn't want to come in on a day Frankie was working. She is such a hoot. Sometimes she pretends to nod off while working and slumps right over onto her patient. [chuckles]
Mike: So, here's how this is gonna work. You're gonna tell Frankie you checked out my tooth, it's fine, and that's gonna be the end of it.
Dr. Goodwin: Oh. Oh, I don't know, Mike. That would be a lie. I don't like to lie. What would I tell Frankie?
Mike: Well, if it makes you feel better, we can go grab a beer and that way when she says, "How'd it go?" you can say you spent an hour with me and I was happy, and that would all be true.
Dr. Goodwin: Okay, I guess I'm in.
Mike: All right.
Dr. Goodwin: [laughs] Uh! This feels so wrong! We're like Thelma and Louise.
Mike: [laughs] No, we're not.