Quote from Dr. Goodwin in Dental Hijinks
Dr. Goodwin: I'm surprised you didn't want to come in on a day Frankie was working. She is such a hoot. Sometimes she pretends to nod off while working and slumps right over onto her patient. [chuckles] Mike: So, here's how this is gonna work. You're gonna tell Frankie you checked out my tooth, it's fine, and that's gonna be the end of it. Dr. Goodwin: Oh. Oh, I don't know, Mike. That would be a lie. I don't like to lie. What would I tell Frankie? Mike: Well, if it makes you feel better, we can go grab a beer and that way when she says, "How'd it go?" you can say you spent an hour with me and I was happy, and that would all be true. Dr. Goodwin: Okay, I guess I'm in. Mike: All right. Dr. Goodwin: [laughs] Uh! This feels so wrong! We're like Thelma and Louise. Mike: [laughs] No, we're not.