Frankie Quote #1347
Quote from Frankie in Pam Freakin' Staggs
Pam Staggs: Oh. Kevin, is this drink gonna be better?
Kevin: I feel good about it. Mm, well, if you feel good, then I feel good.
Frankie: Yeah, Kevin, it better be good, or I'm gonna tell your Mom. [chuckles] I know his Mom. We joined curves together. Anyway, you know what? You haven't told me about your husband. What does he do?
Pam Staggs: Uh, let's see, he gets half my winnings. We're divorced.
Frankie: Ooh, I'm so sorry. I...
Pam Staggs: No, it's way better. We're... you know, we're great. We're still best friends. And our son is in South America, and he's helping the locals start a system of sustainable agriculture.
Frankie: Yeah.
Pam Staggs: Mmm! Kevin! Get over here! This isn't good, Kevy, and my friend here has yet to taste a real St. Louis Melon Ball. You know what? Watch out. I'm coming over. You know, we're gonna be spending a lot of time here, Kevin. And we need our Melon Balls to be made right. Frankie, no! You spit that out right now. That's the bad one.
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Quote from Brick
Mike: [sighs] I gotta say, Brick, you're annoying me the least this week.
Brick: Thanks, Dad. I know we don't always share a lot of the same interests, but I think we're both very calm. [eats chip]
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Really? No one's even gonna say, "what?" Pam Staggs just Facebook friended me. Pam freakin' Staggs!
Brick: Who's Pam Staggs?
Mike: She's that Wheel of Fortune lady your mom went to high school with.
Frankie: She's not just the Wheel of Fortune lady, Mike. She won a million dollars! She solved "pardon my French" with just a "p" and an "r." And I thought it was, "Purell my friend." I know she moved to St. Louis, but then I didn't hear a thing after that.
Brick: This close to not asking.
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: Like, I couldn't make the first move. She's Pam Staggs! And now she has friended me. Me, Mike, me!
Mike: You do realize you're an adult now?
Quote from Axl
Axl: All right, fine, I'll just keep walking backwards around campus. This could be a date right here.
Devin: Except it's not.
Axl: Why not? We went out, had a great time, I don't get it. Is there someone else? Am I hideous to you?
Devin: Look, I like you, Axl. I'm just not sure I can do this whole dating thing. I have soccer practice every day, and my grades suck.
Axl: Mine suck, too. That's another thing we have in common. We're like those two characters from that book we never read.