Axl Quote #750
Quote from Axl in Pam Freakin' Staggs
Axl: All right, fine, I'll just keep walking backwards around campus. This could be a date right here.
Devin: Except it's not.
Axl: Why not? We went out, had a great time, I don't get it. Is there someone else? Am I hideous to you?
Devin: Look, I like you, Axl. I'm just not sure I can do this whole dating thing. I have soccer practice every day, and my grades suck.
Axl: Mine suck, too. That's another thing we have in common. We're like those two characters from that book we never read.
The Middle Quotes
‘Pam Freakin' Staggs’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Mike: [sighs] I gotta say, Brick, you're annoying me the least this week.
Brick: Thanks, Dad. I know we don't always share a lot of the same interests, but I think we're both very calm. [eats chip]
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Really? No one's even gonna say, "what?" Pam Staggs just Facebook friended me. Pam freakin' Staggs!
Brick: Who's Pam Staggs?
Mike: She's that Wheel of Fortune lady your mom went to high school with.
Frankie: She's not just the Wheel of Fortune lady, Mike. She won a million dollars! She solved "pardon my French" with just a "p" and an "r." And I thought it was, "Purell my friend." I know she moved to St. Louis, but then I didn't hear a thing after that.
Brick: This close to not asking.
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: Like, I couldn't make the first move. She's Pam Staggs! And now she has friended me. Me, Mike, me!
Mike: You do realize you're an adult now?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Help! Pam Staggs is here! Right outside, right now! She's parking down the street. I think I bought us a few minutes. If she asks, the curbs are being painted. Oh, my God. Somebody do something! It's a shantytown in here! Brick! Put on the news or something that makes us look smarter! Stuff a sock in it, Sue! Somebody cover the sinkhole. Why do I have to do everything around here?! When are you people gonna learn to clean up after yourselves?!
Sue: What's going on?
Frankie: Nothing good in this dump! Get that hose out the window! [doorbell rings] All right. Change everything, clean the tub, be different!