Frankie Quote #1247
Frankie: So, Mike... [sighs] I wanted to talk to you about something. I know this is gonna sound a little crazy... Well, a lot crazy, super-duper crazy... [sighs] But maybe we should think about going to North Carolina.
Mike: [chuckles] You're kidding. Frankie... You were the one who's been talking about how this is gonna be a winning trip. And now you're throwing that into the mix? That's not Orlando thinking.
Frankie: Okay, look, Brick and this girl have a connection. Brick has a connection with another human being. I mean, I saw a picture. She looks cute.
Mike: Seriously? North Carolina? W-why can't he find someone here in Orson?
Frankie: He's known here, Mike. You're lucky we're not having to go off to Europe. I mean, look, they have been talking for two months. You know he said something weird. And they're still together. That has to mean something.
Mike: Yeah, that she's even weirder than he is.
Frankie: Yeah, well, so what if she is? This is someone Brick likes and has liked for a significant amount of time. That's huge for Brick. I mean, it all sounds very Orlando to me.
Mike: So, we're just gonna show up at some girl's house in North Carolina. That is the craziest thing you've ever said.
Frankie: [sighs] Okay... look at it this way. What if, by some miracle, she turns out to be the right person for him, the love of his life, and they end up getting married and giving us adorable grandkids.
Mike: Yeah, he tried that on me, too. What else you got?
The Middle Quotes
‘Orlando’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Frankie: Look, really, the death napkin doesn't matter anymore. Axl's 19. If anything happens to us, he'll take care of all of you.
Axl: I'm gonna be doing things very differently. First thing... you're both getting jobs right away. Sue's gonna have to learn how to cook, and you guys are gonna have to start picking up around the house.
Mike: Brick, tell your brother he's an idiot.
Brick: I don't want to say that to him. If he's gonna be in charge of me, I got to stay on his good side.
Axl: You're my favorite, Brick. I might even let you sleep inside.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Ooh, Brick, come here. I have a really big surprise for you.
Brick: What is it?
Frankie: Well, your dad and I talked it over... Not because you were bugging me... And we have decided that we are gonna stop and visit your girlfriend in North Carolina.
Brick: Wow, that's great! Thanks! Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop!
Mike: Yeah, we're never having grandkids.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Six days to Disney World! We are going to Disney world in six days, people! It is six days away! Can you believe it?!
Frankie: [sighs] Sue, really, you have to pace yourself.
Frankie: [v.o.] I know it sounds like I'm raining on Sue's parade, but you got to understand this started the day she won the trip.
[flashbacks:]
Sue: 27 days to Disney World!
Sue: 26 days to Disney- [gasps] [toilet flushes] Ooh, sorry, sorry.
Sue: 25 days to Disney World!
Frankie: Hey, she didn't say anything today.
Sue: [enters] 24 days 'till Disney World! Haa!
Frankie: [v.o.] You get the idea.