Axl Quote #680
Frankie: Look, really, the death napkin doesn't matter anymore. Axl's 19. If anything happens to us, he'll take care of all of you.
Axl: I'm gonna be doing things very differently. First thing... you're both getting jobs right away. Sue's gonna have to learn how to cook, and you guys are gonna have to start picking up around the house.
Mike: Brick, tell your brother he's an idiot.
Brick: I don't want to say that to him. If he's gonna be in charge of me, I got to stay on his good side.
Axl: You're my favorite, Brick. I might even let you sleep inside.
The Middle Quotes
‘Orlando’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Ooh, Brick, come here. I have a really big surprise for you.
Brick: What is it?
Frankie: Well, your dad and I talked it over... Not because you were bugging me... And we have decided that we are gonna stop and visit your girlfriend in North Carolina.
Brick: Wow, that's great! Thanks! Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop!
Mike: Yeah, we're never having grandkids.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Six days to Disney World! We are going to Disney world in six days, people! It is six days away! Can you believe it?!
Frankie: [sighs] Sue, really, you have to pace yourself.
Frankie: [v.o.] I know it sounds like I'm raining on Sue's parade, but you got to understand this started the day she won the trip.
[flashbacks:]
Sue: 27 days to Disney World!
Sue: 26 days to Disney- [gasps] [toilet flushes] Ooh, sorry, sorry.
Sue: 25 days to Disney World!
Frankie: Hey, she didn't say anything today.
Sue: [enters] 24 days 'till Disney World! Haa!
Frankie: [v.o.] You get the idea.
Quote from Frankie
Mike: Well, that's a heavy sigh of excitement.
Frankie: Can you get the blue bag down for me?
Mike: Why don't I just save you some time? I'll fill it with food, and we'll throw it on the side of the road.
Frankie: I know, right? I mean, it's a free vacation. It's good.
Mike: Yeah. It's great.
Frankie: And I know it'll be fun once we get there. It's just that the getting there is such a thing.
Mike: Yeah, I feel like we're already here. We've got to... get there. 20 hours in the car with Axl?
Frankie: [groans] I can see the whole trip. I know what's coming. Okay, somewhere along the way, the blue bag will disappear, then you'll throw your back out, Sue will cry, Axl will snark, Brick will lose something, we'll lose Brick, and then we'll all start fighting. But it's good.
Mike: Yeah.