Brick Quote #424
Quote from Brick in The Bachelor
Brick: If you really think about it, Mom, it's actually a good thing that Blake didn't pick Alissa.
Frankie: Why?
Brick: Remember when she was crying at the spa? She told her facialist that the one thing she wanted more than anything was kids. And Blake made it very clear in the hot tub that he didn't want kids. So... better he broke her heart now than really breaking her heart down the road when she wanted a family and he didn't.
Frankie: [exhales deeply]
Frankie: [v.o.] And just like that, the weight of the world was lifted off me.
Frankie: You know, Brick, you're right. I never thought about it like that.
Brick: For me, it was over when he booted Jessica. But then I got online and saw her meltdown in the confessional, and she is a whackadoodle.
Frankie: Totally.
Brick: Absolutely. Yeah. But my favorite episode has to be the one where they all go scuba diving.
Frankie: I love that one.
Brick: But Kendall thinks that it's snorkeling.
The Middle Quotes
‘The Bachelor’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: Whoo! What a game. I mean match. I learned that one halfway through. I have to replace my electrolytes. You are looking at the newest member of the Orson High tennis team.
Frankie: You made the tennis team?
Sue: Well, I didn't "make it," per se. The coach thought I was on the team. I tried to tell him that I wasn't, but then he realized that he didn't have enough players, so without me, they would have lost the match.
Mike: So you won?
Sue: Oh, God, no. On the last point, I hit what my coach called a "very weak lob," and my opponent hit what he called a "blistering overhead smash."
Frankie: Is that how you hurt your face?
Sue: No. A bird flew in the bus window on the way home. I never saw it coming. Beaks are sharp.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: All right, just a heads-up, the finale of The Bachelor is on tomorrow night. So if you want dinner, you're gonna have to drive and get it yourself.
Mike: Okay.
Frankie: Hey, if you wanna take me on a romantic helicopter ride over a volcano in Hawaii, be my guest. Until then, this is my escape.
Mike: I thought The Oscars were your escape.
Frankie: I have a lot to escape from, okay?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Hey, Brick, listen-
Brick: Yeah, I know. The Bachelor.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, everybody knew that when The Bachelor was on, I was 100% focused.
[montage of the kids approaching Frankie while she watches TV:]
Axl: I got a D on my geography test. Teacher says you have to sign it.
Frankie: Good job.
Sue: Can I stay out past my curfew tonight? Darrin and I are gonna go make out in his car.
Frankie: Have fun.
Brick: Lost another library book. They said we need to pay full price to replace it.
Frankie: Hmm. [hands Brick her wallet]