Sue Quote #353
Quote from Sue in Twenty Years
Sue: Axl, it is not funny! It's totally ruined, and that was my whole spaghetti budget! This whole party is a disaster!
Frankie: Oh, no, Sue. That's not true. This is really... very nice.
Sue: It is not! I know it's not! And it's because of you! We had a plan!
Axl: Whoa! It was never our plan. It was your plan.
Sue: It's 20 years. I wanted to make it special!
Axl: You always gotta do this! You always gotta make a big deal out of everything!
Sue: You do for family!
Axl: You know what you can do for family? Is give us all a break.
Sue: God forbid I try to do one fun thing!
Axl: You always try to do one fun thing, but it's never fun. Fine. Let's just get through it.
Sue: I don't want to get through it!
Frankie: Is this the skit?
Mike: She's got you down.
Frankie: He's doing you to a "T." [Frankie and Mike applaud]
The Middle Quotes
‘Twenty Years’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Sue: You guys! You're supposed to be helping me with the party! You know what your jobs are, so do them!
Axl: [to Brick] Sisters, huh? [chuckles] She's crazy. Good thing we got each other. Right, bro? Come on, Brick. What do you want me to say? I can't rewind time. I can't undo what I did. I messed up. I'm sorry. Just be my brother again, all right? I can't be alone with these people.
Brick: [sits up] I don't play sports. I don't exactly have a ton of friends. I have books. You don't read. You don't understand. You don't know what it's like to live in different worlds, to travel on great adventures through the galaxy with people you know better than you know your own family, to live and die with them. Have you ever loved anything? Do you have any idea? These are my friends, Axl. My best friends in the world. You took away something from me that I can never get back. You took it, and you wrecked it.
Quote from Axl
Brick: Where's my book, Axl? I know you took it.
Axl: Hey! Until I see some proof, I will not even address these malicious and spurious charges! Law & Order. Watch it.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Come on, Frankie. You- You never get tired and don't feel like talking?
Frankie: No. My husband calls, I pick up the phone. What if it had been an emergency?
Mike: Was it an emergency?
Frankie: No. For your information, I was calling to tell you you were cute.
Mike: See, that's the problem with cell phones. It's created a world where people call you just... with whatever thought pops into their head. What I do is, I actually remember the interesting things that happen during the day, and then I share them when I get home. If you think about it, that's... much more thoughtful.