Frankie Quote #1552
Quote from Frankie in Floating 50
Mike: [answers phone] Hey, baby.
Frankie: Mike, Sue's missing.
Mike: What? Where- Where are you?
Frankie: I'm in her dorm room, and she's not here. And- And there's some weird socks on the wall.
Mike: What are you doing up in Gumford? [party guests chatter]
Frankie: Well, since Sue was under such pressure, I thought I'd bring her some hot chocolate and cookies to make her feel better, but now she's not here and her R.A. doesn't know where she is and she's not picking up her phone. She's missing.
Mike: Oh, well. Just come home.
Frankie: Mike, our daughter is missing.
Mike: Um, you know what? Why don't you try Sue on her phone one more time?
Frankie: Okay, but if I don't get her, I'm calling campus police.
The Middle Quotes
‘Floating 50’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Brick: We're having an "I Can't" ceremony at school.
Frankie: Oh, no. Is that something we have to go to?
Brick: No, it's an in-school ritual to help kids build a positive attitude. [Mike scoffs] We're each supposed to write "I can't" on a piece of paper along with something we can't do and then bury it in a hole.
Mike: I can't believe they're doing this crap. You know who's not burying words? The Chinese.
Quote from Brick
Mike: I'm gonna call and invite over a bunch of her friends.
Brick: Oh, no! I can't do small talk! Oh, I should have put that.
Axl: Yeah.
Mike: Come on, guys. I want to do this. We got some extra money from the diapers, so let's do something nice for her. You know, we really got our asses handed to us for Mother's Day. So if we can pull this off, she'd never see it coming.
Brick: Wait, so, all we have to do is be better than Mother's Day? Which one are we talking about? Yellow pants, expired gift card, or loose change in a baggie?
Mike: Somehow, we got to top all of those.
Quote from Brick
Brick: [to Ron Donahue] You know, I always thought I couldn't do small talk, but now I'm gonna try. My mother's 50th birthday brings up thoughts of the fleeting nature of time and my own ultimate demise. Oh, but look who I'm talking to. You're even older than my mom. This must be on your mind all the time.