Mike: [answers phone] Hey, baby.
Frankie: Mike, Sue's missing.
Mike: What? Where- Where are you?
Frankie: I'm in her dorm room, and she's not here. And- And there's some weird socks on the wall.
Mike: What are you doing up in Gumford? [party guests chatter]
Frankie: Well, since Sue was under such pressure, I thought I'd bring her some hot chocolate and cookies to make her feel better, but now she's not here and her R.A. doesn't know where she is and she's not picking up her phone. She's missing.
Mike: Oh, well. Just come home.
Frankie: Mike, our daughter is missing.
Mike: Um, you know what? Why don't you try Sue on her phone one more time?
Frankie: Okay, but if I don't get her, I'm calling campus police.