Frankie Quote #1353
Quote from Frankie in Pam Freakin' Staggs
Pam Staggs: Frankie, where were you? I thought we were supposed to meet at Suds and Duds. You know, you don't have to do laundry to drink.
Frankie: Yeah, Pam, I don't think...
Pam Staggs: Oh, my God, are you mad at me? You're mad at me. You got so quiet at karaoke. That thing I said... it just came out wrong. What I meant to say was, I called all my real friends, and they had all moved. So thank goodness, you never followed any of your dreams! Come on. Don't be mad at Peaches.
Frankie: Pam, it's not just that. You know, I'm a little tired. I got the kids and...
Pam Staggs: Of course! Ugh, what was I thinking? We'll stay in! That's why I always bring purse wine.
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‘Pam Freakin' Staggs’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Mike: [sighs] I gotta say, Brick, you're annoying me the least this week.
Brick: Thanks, Dad. I know we don't always share a lot of the same interests, but I think we're both very calm. [eats chip]
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Really? No one's even gonna say, "what?" Pam Staggs just Facebook friended me. Pam freakin' Staggs!
Brick: Who's Pam Staggs?
Mike: She's that Wheel of Fortune lady your mom went to high school with.
Frankie: She's not just the Wheel of Fortune lady, Mike. She won a million dollars! She solved "pardon my French" with just a "p" and an "r." And I thought it was, "Purell my friend." I know she moved to St. Louis, but then I didn't hear a thing after that.
Brick: This close to not asking.
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: Like, I couldn't make the first move. She's Pam Staggs! And now she has friended me. Me, Mike, me!
Mike: You do realize you're an adult now?
Quote from Axl
Axl: All right, fine, I'll just keep walking backwards around campus. This could be a date right here.
Devin: Except it's not.
Axl: Why not? We went out, had a great time, I don't get it. Is there someone else? Am I hideous to you?
Devin: Look, I like you, Axl. I'm just not sure I can do this whole dating thing. I have soccer practice every day, and my grades suck.
Axl: Mine suck, too. That's another thing we have in common. We're like those two characters from that book we never read.