Frankie Quote #1342
Quote from Frankie in Pam Freakin' Staggs
Frankie: Hey, don't wreck your dinner. I've got pizza poppers in the microwave.
Mike: You need help with that?
Frankie: No, that's okay. This one's on me. Ugh, literally. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
[Frankie carries the dripping garbage bag out to the curb while wearing her dirty sweats. When she manages to kick off the bin lid, it's full. When she swings the garbage bag behind her to try cram it in the bag, it splits open.]
Frankie: Oh, come on!
Pam Staggs: Frankie? Frankie Spence?
Frankie: Pam? What are you doin' here?
Pam Staggs: Didn't you hear? I'm back, baby. Pam Staggs is back!
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‘Pam Freakin' Staggs’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Mike: [sighs] I gotta say, Brick, you're annoying me the least this week.
Brick: Thanks, Dad. I know we don't always share a lot of the same interests, but I think we're both very calm. [eats chip]
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Really? No one's even gonna say, "what?" Pam Staggs just Facebook friended me. Pam freakin' Staggs!
Brick: Who's Pam Staggs?
Mike: She's that Wheel of Fortune lady your mom went to high school with.
Frankie: She's not just the Wheel of Fortune lady, Mike. She won a million dollars! She solved "pardon my French" with just a "p" and an "r." And I thought it was, "Purell my friend." I know she moved to St. Louis, but then I didn't hear a thing after that.
Brick: This close to not asking.
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: Like, I couldn't make the first move. She's Pam Staggs! And now she has friended me. Me, Mike, me!
Mike: You do realize you're an adult now?
Quote from Axl
Axl: All right, fine, I'll just keep walking backwards around campus. This could be a date right here.
Devin: Except it's not.
Axl: Why not? We went out, had a great time, I don't get it. Is there someone else? Am I hideous to you?
Devin: Look, I like you, Axl. I'm just not sure I can do this whole dating thing. I have soccer practice every day, and my grades suck.
Axl: Mine suck, too. That's another thing we have in common. We're like those two characters from that book we never read.