Darrin Quote #64
Quote from Darrin in Thanksgiving VI
Frankie: Are you done eating already? You haven't even gotten your $7 worth.
Mike: Well, I didn't want to be done eating, but they ran out of turkey. You know, in my day, I'd have made sure that my girlfriend's dad got his turkey before I got mine.
Darrin: Oh. I'm sorry, Mr. Heck. Here. Take mine.
Mike: No, thanks.
Darrin: No, seriously. I'm not even hungry. I'm just eating 'cause I'm bored.
Sue: Just take it, Dad. He wants you to have it.
Mike: I said I don't want it.
Darrin: Is it because it has ranch dressing on it? 'Cause I can wipe it off. [dips the turkey leg in the water jug]
Mike: Darrin...
Darrin: Here. Just like new.
Mike: Forget it, Darrin.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thanksgiving VI’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Sue: Axl! Did you hear this? Mom and Dad say we're having Thanksgiving at a restaurant.
Axl: Oh. So Mom's not cooking? At last... something to be truly thankful for.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Mom, I have to talk to you. Darrin did something bad.
Frankie: Don't worry. Dad will get over the turkey thing.
Sue: He told the waiters to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dad.
Frankie: What? Has he lost his mind?!
Sue: I don't know.
Frankie: Listen to me right now. You need to tell me who you talked to and exactly what you said.
Darrin: Uh, I don't know. He was a waiter.
Frankie: What did he look like?
Darrin: He had an apron and a pen.
Frankie: They all have aprons and pens! I need details. Mole on his face, crooked nose... anything.
Darrin: I don't remember.
Frankie: Well, you've got to remember!
Darrin: It's kind of hard to think when you're yelling at me!
Frankie: All right, just... just go and find him... now!
Quote from Sue
Sue: Wait a minute. What's going on? Are we not having Thanksgiving at home this year?
Frankie: Sue, take a look around this place.
Sue: But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving's not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.