Frankie: Are you done eating already? You haven't even gotten your $7 worth.
Mike: Well, I didn't want to be done eating, but they ran out of turkey. You know, in my day, I'd have made sure that my girlfriend's dad got his turkey before I got mine.
Darrin: Oh. I'm sorry, Mr. Heck. Here. Take mine.
Mike: No, thanks.
Darrin: No, seriously. I'm not even hungry. I'm just eating 'cause I'm bored.
Sue: Just take it, Dad. He wants you to have it.
Mike: I said I don't want it.
Darrin: Is it because it has ranch dressing on it? 'Cause I can wipe it off. [dips the turkey leg in the water jug]
Mike: Darrin...
Darrin: Here. Just like new.
Mike: Forget it, Darrin.