Axl Quote #531
Quote from Axl in Hallelujah Hoedown
Axl: I can't believe this. I had really big plans for us this summer.
Cassidy: You did?
Axl: Yeah. Like, well, we were gonna... go to the mall, drive around, and... go tubing. And you're just gonna throw all that away to study art with some old dude.
Cassidy: Axl, come on. You know how much I wanna be with you this summer. But I can't blow a chance like this just to go tubing.
Axl: [scoffs] "Just" to go tubing? Uh, do you even understand tubing, hmm? You go down a river... in tubes. It is awesome. We have a separate tube just for a cooler, you know? At some point, we all link arms, make a big wall of tubes.
Cassidy: Look. This is a huge opportunity for me.
Axl: But this... this is a huge tube-a-tunity.
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‘Hallelujah Hoedown’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo.
Frankie: Sue, you're gonna pass out again.
Mike: What is she doing?
Sue: I found Mom's old Lamaze tapes. I realized I have been psyching myself out for these driving tests. And if I can control my breathing, I can control my driving. [exhales] He-he-he-hoo. And breathe the baby out. Okay. All right. I am gonna go listen to "Fearless" by Taylor Swift one more time, and then, Dad, you and I are gonna go to the B.M.V. Whoo-hoo! Go, Sue.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Sue: Well, lately, I've been having these weird feelings inside, and I don't get it. See, all my friends have been getting their driver's licenses, but I keep failing. And when Brad told me he got his license, instead of feeling happy for him, I just wanted to punch that smile right off his face. So what do you think that means?
Reverend TimTom: Hmm. Sounds like somebody's dancin' her first dance with that old friend the green-eyed monster.
Sue: What do you mean?
Reverend TimTom: You're jealous, Sue. It's a pretty common problem. Throughout history, many have felt its sting... Cain and Abel, Ishmael and Isaac, the Jonas brothers and 1D.
Quote from Darrin
Sean: $147. Bam. That's it. That's enough to rent the Orson limo for prom.
Darrin: I rode in that when my grandma died. It was awesome. I rode the whole way to the cemetery out the sunroof.