Mike Quote #572
Quote from Mike in Hallelujah Hoedown
Mike: Hey. How about these?
Brick: Pants?
Mike: Yeah. She likes pants. She's always wearing 'em.
Brick: That's true. And look, they come in yellow.
Mike: Hey, I don't think she has any yellow pants. You ever seen her in yellow pants?
Brick: I haven't.
Mike: And check it out. They're on sale.
Brick: No way. Why would these awesome yellow pants be on sale?
Mike: This is good. She's always saying she wants something personal. How much more personal can you get than pants?
Brick: Yeah.
Mike: She'll never see it coming.
Brick: Nailed it. [they high-five]
The Middle Quotes
‘Hallelujah Hoedown’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo.
Frankie: Sue, you're gonna pass out again.
Mike: What is she doing?
Sue: I found Mom's old Lamaze tapes. I realized I have been psyching myself out for these driving tests. And if I can control my breathing, I can control my driving. [exhales] He-he-he-hoo. And breathe the baby out. Okay. All right. I am gonna go listen to "Fearless" by Taylor Swift one more time, and then, Dad, you and I are gonna go to the B.M.V. Whoo-hoo! Go, Sue.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Sue: Well, lately, I've been having these weird feelings inside, and I don't get it. See, all my friends have been getting their driver's licenses, but I keep failing. And when Brad told me he got his license, instead of feeling happy for him, I just wanted to punch that smile right off his face. So what do you think that means?
Reverend TimTom: Hmm. Sounds like somebody's dancin' her first dance with that old friend the green-eyed monster.
Sue: What do you mean?
Reverend TimTom: You're jealous, Sue. It's a pretty common problem. Throughout history, many have felt its sting... Cain and Abel, Ishmael and Isaac, the Jonas brothers and 1D.
Quote from Darrin
Sean: $147. Bam. That's it. That's enough to rent the Orson limo for prom.
Darrin: I rode in that when my grandma died. It was awesome. I rode the whole way to the cemetery out the sunroof.