Axl Quote #530
Quote from Axl in Hallelujah Hoedown
Cassidy: I can't believe I'm leaving in three weeks. Ugh. I wanna spend every minute of these next three weeks with you. No family, no friends. Just us, in a box, staring at each other.
Axl: [chuckles] I thought you were the smart one. Summer's three months, not three weeks.
Cassidy: No, I know, but I told you... I got accepted to that summer program at Vassar.
Axl: Yeah, but I didn't think that was during the summer.
Cassidy: Well, when did you think it was?
Axl: I don't know. I thought it was... a course where you study summer. I mean, I remember, 'cause I thought, "Man, Vassar sounds pretty easy."
The Middle Quotes
‘Hallelujah Hoedown’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo.
Frankie: Sue, you're gonna pass out again.
Mike: What is she doing?
Sue: I found Mom's old Lamaze tapes. I realized I have been psyching myself out for these driving tests. And if I can control my breathing, I can control my driving. [exhales] He-he-he-hoo. And breathe the baby out. Okay. All right. I am gonna go listen to "Fearless" by Taylor Swift one more time, and then, Dad, you and I are gonna go to the B.M.V. Whoo-hoo! Go, Sue.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Sue: Well, lately, I've been having these weird feelings inside, and I don't get it. See, all my friends have been getting their driver's licenses, but I keep failing. And when Brad told me he got his license, instead of feeling happy for him, I just wanted to punch that smile right off his face. So what do you think that means?
Reverend TimTom: Hmm. Sounds like somebody's dancin' her first dance with that old friend the green-eyed monster.
Sue: What do you mean?
Reverend TimTom: You're jealous, Sue. It's a pretty common problem. Throughout history, many have felt its sting... Cain and Abel, Ishmael and Isaac, the Jonas brothers and 1D.
Quote from Darrin
Sean: $147. Bam. That's it. That's enough to rent the Orson limo for prom.
Darrin: I rode in that when my grandma died. It was awesome. I rode the whole way to the cemetery out the sunroof.