Brad Quote #104
Quote from Brad in Thank You for Not Kissing
Brad: Okay, if you want to be more adult, it's not just about your clothes and makeup. It's also about how you conduct yourself in conversation.
Sue: Okay.
Brad: So, I'm gonna say key words and see how you react to them. Dolphins.
Sue: [gasps] I love dolphins!
Brad: We all love dolphins, Sue, but instead of gasping, you might talk about how they're endangered because they get caught in drift nets. Now let's try another one. Double rainbows.
Sue: [gasps] I love double rainbows! That is not fair. Even a single rainbow, I would get excited about. Some people say they're God's sneezes.
Brad: Or... you might say, "Rainbows are lovely, and we're lucky to enjoy them. And I also appreciate they stand for gay rights." Now one more. Glitter.
Sue: [stifles gasp] It... just gets everywhere, doesn't it?
Brad: Better.
The Middle Quotes
‘Thank You for Not Kissing’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: And what you may not know is, the symbol of the unicorn has greatly impacted cultures throughout history. Obviously, we all know they're not real. Even if a little girl on cold medicine once thought she saw one out her window, she did not.
Quote from Brick
Mike: The school called me and your mom down to talk to Dr. Fulton. Word is, you and Cindy are getting a little frisky at school.
Brick: Oh, yeah, when I was making out with Cindy, I saw him lurking around out of the corner of my eye. He was trying to talk to me. Who talks during a prayer vigil?
Mike: Well, the can got kicked down the road to me, so I think it's time for a little father/son chat. I, uh... I assume that Axl has told you about sex?
Brick: Yeah, I'm up to speed. I had a little mix-up on a health quiz. Turns out there are no outside ovaries. Let me save you some embarrassment. We don't have them.
Mike: I'm aware.
Quote from Cindy
Frankie: [v.o.] Having gotten the sex talk with Brick out of the way, Mike went back to doing what was really important... trying to get another 1,000 miles out of his car.
Cindy: Did you tell Brick to stop kissing me?
Mike: W-Well... yeah. No. Not in so many words.
Cindy: How many words did you use?
Mike: Look, the school has a policy...
Cindy: So you're trying to pin this on the school? Since your little Interference, Brick's grown distant. He won't make out before school, he won't make out in science class when we dissect the frog. We always make out over the frog.
Mike: Okay, see, that right there...