Brad: Okay, if you want to be more adult, it's not just about your clothes and makeup. It's also about how you conduct yourself in conversation.
Sue: Okay.
Brad: So, I'm gonna say key words and see how you react to them. Dolphins.
Sue: [gasps] I love dolphins!
Brad: We all love dolphins, Sue, but instead of gasping, you might talk about how they're endangered because they get caught in drift nets. Now let's try another one. Double rainbows.
Sue: [gasps] I love double rainbows! That is not fair. Even a single rainbow, I would get excited about. Some people say they're God's sneezes.
Brad: Or... you might say, "Rainbows are lovely, and we're lucky to enjoy them. And I also appreciate they stand for gay rights." Now one more. Glitter.
Sue: [stifles gasp] It... just gets everywhere, doesn't it?
Brad: Better.