Frankie Quote #1845
Quote from Frankie in Halloween VIII: Orson Murder Mystery
Frankie: So, it turns out Claudia really did just die of a heart attack. I don't know what I was thinking.
Mike: Wait. Are you telling me her husband and her sister weren't secret lovers conspiring to drown her and make it look like an accident while he was golfing, then take her insurance money, get hitched, assume new identities, and move to Tahiti?
Frankie: Fine, make fun. I don't care. I had the best Halloween I've had in years. You know, when you're a kid, you get to go trick-or-treating, and when you're in your 20s, you go to parties, but when you get to be our age, it's just "meh." But Brick and I got to walk around a graveyard, visit an old lady's creepy house... I felt alive! Plus her popcorn balls were off the chain. I'm definitely going back there next year.
The Middle Quotes
‘Halloween VIII: Orson Murder Mystery’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: "She is survived by her husband, Henry, and sister, Sylvia Hammond. The county coroner will conduct a full autopsy and..." Oh, my God!
Frankie: What? What?!
Brick: They put an apostrophe "S" in "paramedics." That's not possessive, that's plural! Who was proofing the Herald back then?
Frankie: You know what, Mike? I don't know what upsets me more... a dead body in my bathtub or you not telling me about it.
Brick: Or the apostrophe!
Quote from Sue
Lexie: Well, we were kinda talking about our costumes for the party.
Sue: Oh, right! So, what are you guys thinking?
Lexie: I don't know, something cute and fun like salt and pepper?
Sue: I like it! And I can be cinnamon.
Axl: Or... peanut better and jelly.
Sue: And bananas.
Axl: Or maybe like a couple's thing, you know, like a Romeo and Juliet.
Sue: And the poison!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: I was finally filing the last of the soggy papers from the flood, and I found the old deed to our house.
So I'm flipping through the disclosure statements. Listen. "Cracked foundation," which we knew, "dangerous wiring," which we knew. And then this. "Disclosure number three... Death occurred on the premises." Oh, my God! Can you believe this?! How did we not know about this? Someone died in our house.
Mike: I knew.
Frankie: What do you mean, you knew?
Mike: The realtor told me. I didn't tell you 'cause I knew you'd freak out.
Frankie: Yeah, I'd freak out! Someone died in our house! I can't believe you hid this from me. Did you ever think that maybe that's why all these creepy things keep happening around here? Candles blowing out, cabinets that don't close, my bruise that never goes away!
Mike: I thought that was gone.
Frankie: Oh, it's back. Feast your eyes.