Brad Quote #84
Quote from Brad in The Final Final
Brad: Sue, I'd like to tell you a little story about two other nerds I know... Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone.
Sue: What? [piano music plays]
Brad: [sings] Can't you picture Ryan Gosling as a freshman Sitting at the lunchroom table all alone? And far across the country With her head gear and her braids Was an also somewhat awkward Emma Stone Do you think they let the populars define them?
Sue: Well...
Brad: Do you think they let the cool kids give 'em guff?
Sue: I don't know.
Brad: Did they hide their sweet crossbite-corrected smiles When they felt down? Bet they sang a song like this when times got rough If you're bummed when you look into the mirror You just shout into the glass with no regrets Who's that junior peer leadership advisor? She's the person who invented Wrestlerettes.
Sue: [sings] So you know every sonnet from The Tempest And you wear your heart upon your puffy sleeve Don't let others' slings and arrows Put a damper on your day Throw your hands up high And shout out, "I believe"
Brad: I believe! What's this obsession with labels?
Sue: Labels are nothing to fear
Brad: Tell those Tom, Dick, and Harry, and Mabels
Sue: The only thing that really should be labeled Is a year
Brad: And if you don't believe me If you don't think it's true Here's a list of some great march-to-their-own-drummers Just like you
Dancer #1: Albert Einstein, Tina Fey
Dancer #2:Neil deGrasse Tyson... Hip-hooray
Dancer #3: Zuckerberg... Yeah, now you're talking.
Dancer #4: Give it up for Stephen Hawking
Dancer #5: Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Yanni
Brad: George Takei, Kumail Nanjiani
Both: All those hobbits, all those rings
All: Don't forget the kids from Stranger Things Ah-ah-ah-aah And just think, next September when we're juniors Think of all the great things we can do
Sue: Perhaps I'll take up cello
Brick: Perhaps I'll meet a fellow
All: And we'll tell ourselves whenever we're blue Put that frown upon the shelf And celebrate yourself And the march-to-their-own-drummers Who are just like... Sue!
The Middle Quotes
‘The Final Final’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: I don't know. It's just, like, every year at the end of the year, I look back to see how well I completed the goals I set for myself, but this year, when I look back, it just feels like the year was kind of "meh."
Brad: Wow, this is serious. I've never heard you "meh" about anything.
Sue: I know, right? But the "meh" kind of fits. I almost got kicked out of school for not paying. I didn't join any new clubs. I broke up with two guys. Maybe it was my fault because I didn't label it. I mean, my second Year of Sue was my best Year of Sue, and my first was my second, so I thought this would be my first, but it turns out it's my third. Actually, you know what? I can't even call this a Year of Sue. If I had to label it, I would call it a Sue Sue So-So Sophomore Slump.
Quote from Axl
Axl: Dude, I mean it. It got to focus. My poli-sci final is the last of the time slots. It's Friday at 3:00.
Hutch: Oh, man, that's cold. Hey, since when have you cared about finals?
Axl: Since it's the final final of my entire school career. After this, I am never taking a test again. Except those Internet quizzes to find out which Power Ranger I am. So I want to go out strong. So I've been studying like I've never studied before. 'Cause I have never studied before.
Hutch: No, you have not.
Axl: I had no idea there were all these great ways to remember stuff. You know, highlighting, study groups, reading the material. I just really want to do well. It's a matter of pride, so could you maybe, I don't know, just show a little respect?
Quote from Mike
Frankie: Okay, now, come on, Mike. You got to admit it. There are forces at work here. Ever since we've had the Donahues' address on our curb, it's been one good thing after another. I want to hear you say it. We got the Donahues' good luck.
Mike: I'm not saying anything. It's superstitious nonsense.
Frankie: Oh, really? Says the guy who believes that by clutching a magical Colts towel, he can help them win a game.
Mike: Hey, hey, hey. That is sports. That's an energy transfer from a towel to a team. Completely different thing. They've done studies. Enough people holding a towel can alter the course of a game.
Frankie: Okay, fine. Then, if you don't believe there's some cosmic force at play... Here. Go repaint the curb. Go ahead. Do it.
Mike: Look, I don't know what's causing it. All I know is there's a playoff game tonight and a Godfather marathon tomorrow, so why don't you fire up that microwave and nuke me some food?