Brad: Sue, I'd like to tell you a little story about two other nerds I know... Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone.
Sue: What? [piano music plays]
Brad: [sings] Can't you picture Ryan Gosling as a freshman Sitting at the lunchroom table all alone? And far across the country With her head gear and her braids Was an also somewhat awkward Emma Stone Do you think they let the populars define them?
Sue: Well...
Brad: Do you think they let the cool kids give 'em guff?
Sue: I don't know.
Brad: Did they hide their sweet crossbite-corrected smiles When they felt down? Bet they sang a song like this when times got rough If you're bummed when you look into the mirror You just shout into the glass with no regrets Who's that junior peer leadership advisor? She's the person who invented Wrestlerettes.
Sue: [sings] So you know every sonnet from The Tempest And you wear your heart upon your puffy sleeve Don't let others' slings and arrows Put a damper on your day Throw your hands up high And shout out, "I believe"
Brad: I believe! What's this obsession with labels?
Sue: Labels are nothing to fear
Brad: Tell those Tom, Dick, and Harry, and Mabels
Sue: The only thing that really should be labeled Is a year
Brad: And if you don't believe me If you don't think it's true Here's a list of some great march-to-their-own-drummers Just like you
Dancer #1: Albert Einstein, Tina Fey
Dancer #2:Neil deGrasse Tyson... Hip-hooray
Dancer #3: Zuckerberg... Yeah, now you're talking.
Dancer #4: Give it up for Stephen Hawking
Dancer #5: Elon Musk, Bill Gates, and Yanni
Brad: George Takei, Kumail Nanjiani
Both: All those hobbits, all those rings
All: Don't forget the kids from Stranger Things Ah-ah-ah-aah And just think, next September when we're juniors Think of all the great things we can do
Sue: Perhaps I'll take up cello
Brick: Perhaps I'll meet a fellow
All: And we'll tell ourselves whenever we're blue Put that frown upon the shelf And celebrate yourself And the march-to-their-own-drummers Who are just like... Sue!