Sue Quote #897
Quote from Sue in Dental Hijinks
Tyler: Sue. Hey, Sue! Sue. Hey! Wait up.
Sue: It's okay. I don't need a ride now. The walking helps my cramps, but I've already shared too much.
Tyler: Sue, stop. I need to talk to you. It's important. My girlfriend broke up with me.
Sue: What? Why?
Tyler: Julia thinks I might like another girl, and she's not wrong.
Sue: Oh, my God. There's another one?! You are sick! You have a girlfriend, you like another girl, and, I'm sorry, but it seems like you were being a little bit flirty with me. So if you were looking for a woman friend to talk about your relationship problems, I am not going down that road again.
Tyler: Sue. Sue. I do like another girl. [looks at Sue]
Sue: Really?
Tyler: Yeah, Julia pointed out that at the movies, I spent the whole time looking at someone else.
Sue: Oh. Hmm. [Tyler kisses Sue] Just to be clear, it's me, right? [Tyler kisses her again] Okay, but if you could just put it into words so I could...
Tyler: Sue... it's you.
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Quote from Brick
Brick: Anyway, you've heard of the musical Hamilton?
Mike: No.
Frankie: Yes.
Brick: Well, the school is voting on what the spring play should be this year, and I was thinking, with the recent popularity of Hamilton, that I would write and submit my own. Because if we're celebrating unsung heroes, I believe there's someone we're all forgetting. Sergeant Charles Stuart MacKenzie! It's got everything... World War I, bagpipes, Scottish rap.
Mike: I can't leave work today to pick him up when the nurse calls.
Frankie: Well, I can't, either. Dr. Goodwin's getting me to take me to some seminar. Well, hopefully it'll happen on the bus and the driver will just carry him to the stoop.
Brick: They all laughed at Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Frankie: That's true.
Mike: Who's she?
Quote from Brick
Brick: [Scottish accent] ♪ They stabbed him in the shoulder ♪ ♪ Only made him bolder, got him in the gut ♪ ♪ Say what-what? ♪ Bagpipe beatbox! [imitates bagpipes]
Mike: How many more hours till I can take another pain pill?
Frankie: You just took one.
Mike: Damn.
Brick: ♪ And then his maw said with dread ♪ ♪ "My poor bonny Charlie's dead" ♪ ♪ MacKenzie's life was done ♪ ♪ So done ♪ ♪ But he had taken out a Hun ♪ ♪ A Hun ♪ ♪ Or two or three ♪ ♪ Maybe shot one in the knee ♪
Quote from Dr. Goodwin
Dr. Goodwin: I'm surprised you didn't want to come in on a day Frankie was working. She is such a hoot. Sometimes she pretends to nod off while working and slumps right over onto her patient. [chuckles]
Mike: So, here's how this is gonna work. You're gonna tell Frankie you checked out my tooth, it's fine, and that's gonna be the end of it.
Dr. Goodwin: Oh. Oh, I don't know, Mike. That would be a lie. I don't like to lie. What would I tell Frankie?
Mike: Well, if it makes you feel better, we can go grab a beer and that way when she says, "How'd it go?" you can say you spent an hour with me and I was happy, and that would all be true.
Dr. Goodwin: Okay, I guess I'm in.
Mike: All right.
Dr. Goodwin: [laughs] Uh! This feels so wrong! We're like Thelma and Louise.
Mike: [laughs] No, we're not.