Sue Quote #890
Quote from Sue in Dental Hijinks
Sue: Lexie, we're gonna need more milk.
Aurora: "Milk" has been added to your shopping list.
Sue: Okay, I'm sorry. I just cannot get used to that.
Lexie: You got used to the 36 jets in the tub. You can do this.
Sue: [sighs] I'll tell you another thing I can get used to... [singsong] a possible boyfriend!
Lexie: [gasps] Is it the super-hot guy that drives the Jeep?
Sue: [normal voice] No, it's the attainable guy who drives a golf cart.
Lexie: Who?
Sue: You know, Tyler, the safety-cart guy who takes injured people around during the day and drunk people home at night? He kind of looks like Woody from Toy Story.
Lexie: [gasps] Oh! Well, Woody's definitely the hottest one in Toy Story.
Sue: I know, right? Anyway, he seems super sweet and nice, but I'm not sure if he's interested in me. Every time it seems like something's maybe about to happen, we get to where we're going, and I have to get out.
Lexie: Next time, tell him you have to go to the Pharmacy Building. That's, like, practically off campus.
Sue: Oh. Good idea. [grunts] I hope he likes me. I need a man!
Aurora: "Man" has been added to your shopping list.
Lexie: Oh, she's good.
The Middle Quotes
‘Dental Hijinks’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Brick: Anyway, you've heard of the musical Hamilton?
Mike: No.
Frankie: Yes.
Brick: Well, the school is voting on what the spring play should be this year, and I was thinking, with the recent popularity of Hamilton, that I would write and submit my own. Because if we're celebrating unsung heroes, I believe there's someone we're all forgetting. Sergeant Charles Stuart MacKenzie! It's got everything... World War I, bagpipes, Scottish rap.
Mike: I can't leave work today to pick him up when the nurse calls.
Frankie: Well, I can't, either. Dr. Goodwin's getting me to take me to some seminar. Well, hopefully it'll happen on the bus and the driver will just carry him to the stoop.
Brick: They all laughed at Lin-Manuel Miranda.
Frankie: That's true.
Mike: Who's she?
Quote from Brick
Brick: [Scottish accent] ♪ They stabbed him in the shoulder ♪ ♪ Only made him bolder, got him in the gut ♪ ♪ Say what-what? ♪ Bagpipe beatbox! [imitates bagpipes]
Mike: How many more hours till I can take another pain pill?
Frankie: You just took one.
Mike: Damn.
Brick: ♪ And then his maw said with dread ♪ ♪ "My poor bonny Charlie's dead" ♪ ♪ MacKenzie's life was done ♪ ♪ So done ♪ ♪ But he had taken out a Hun ♪ ♪ A Hun ♪ ♪ Or two or three ♪ ♪ Maybe shot one in the knee ♪
Quote from Dr. Goodwin
Dr. Goodwin: I'm surprised you didn't want to come in on a day Frankie was working. She is such a hoot. Sometimes she pretends to nod off while working and slumps right over onto her patient. [chuckles]
Mike: So, here's how this is gonna work. You're gonna tell Frankie you checked out my tooth, it's fine, and that's gonna be the end of it.
Dr. Goodwin: Oh. Oh, I don't know, Mike. That would be a lie. I don't like to lie. What would I tell Frankie?
Mike: Well, if it makes you feel better, we can go grab a beer and that way when she says, "How'd it go?" you can say you spent an hour with me and I was happy, and that would all be true.
Dr. Goodwin: Okay, I guess I'm in.
Mike: All right.
Dr. Goodwin: [laughs] Uh! This feels so wrong! We're like Thelma and Louise.
Mike: [laughs] No, we're not.