Sue Quote #797
Sue: I'm humiliated! I'm mortified!
Lexie: What happened?
Sue: [groans] My professor thinks I have a crush on him.
Lexie: Why would he think that?
Sue: Because I do! I thought I was being so cool, but obviously, I was being so obvious. He had the whole class over at his apartment tonight, and I was the last one to leave.
Lexie: So you hung around a cute professor's apartment a little too long. It's not like you're stalking him.
Sue: When I was in his bathroom, I put some of his aftershave on a cotton ball and I put it in my pocket. [sniffs]
Lexie: Sue!
Sue: Oh, the whole night was a disaster! I am never going to his class again. I am dropping it tomorrow!
Lexie: There's like a month left in the semester. You can't drop it.
Sue: I have no choice! There's nothing more embarrassing in the world than this.
Axl: [sits up on Sue's bed] Oh, my God! [laughs]
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Mike: I've said it before... nothing good ever happens when you leave the house.
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Frankie: Hey, LuEllen. Nice to see you again. [chuckles] Looks like a beautiful day to travel. [LuEllen blanks Frankie]
Mike: Have a nice trip, Merv. Sorry we couldn't help you out.
Merv: Help us out?
Frankie: [sighs] Well, I guess we ought to separate Bogie and Bacall over there.
Mike: Okay, Brick. Wrap it up.
Cindy: Goodbye, Brick.
Brick: Goodbye, Cindy. [engine starts] I'll call you when I get there. [car door closes]
Frankie: [v.o.] Turns out, when Cindy's parents said they were moving away, they actually meant two houses away.
Mike: She never mentioned this to you?
Brick: We don't talk that much. [cellphone rings] Oh, I should take this. [answers phone] Hello? Hey, Cindy. She got there safe. [waves to Cindy]
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Mike: What's with the hat?
Brick: Hmm? Oh, uh, I've been thinking, and I do want to do sports. I figured if I get started now, someday I could be a professional baseball man.
Mike: Really?
Brick: Oh, yeah. I'm passionate about it. I'm just gonna need some equipment... a glove, a bat, a Lenny Dykstra Wheeler Dealer automatic pitching machine with nine-hour battery. It's only $699.99.
Mike: Brick, every time we make toast, we take our lives in our hands. We're not giving $700 to a total stranger.
Brick: But that's what you're supposed to do. That's what Reverend Hayver says in church. You're supposed to give to the people that are less fortunate than you.
Mike: In our defense, they're hard to find.