Sue: I'm humiliated! I'm mortified!
Lexie: What happened?
Sue: [groans] My professor thinks I have a crush on him.
Lexie: Why would he think that?
Sue: Because I do! I thought I was being so cool, but obviously, I was being so obvious. He had the whole class over at his apartment tonight, and I was the last one to leave.
Lexie: So you hung around a cute professor's apartment a little too long. It's not like you're stalking him.
Sue: When I was in his bathroom, I put some of his aftershave on a cotton ball and I put it in my pocket. [sniffs]
Lexie: Sue!
Sue: Oh, the whole night was a disaster! I am never going to his class again. I am dropping it tomorrow!
Lexie: There's like a month left in the semester. You can't drop it.
Sue: I have no choice! There's nothing more embarrassing in the world than this.
Axl: [sits up on Sue's bed] Oh, my God! [laughs]