Axl Quote #1272
Axl: Hutch drove our apartment to the engineering building, so I'll be taking my mid-morning nap here. Inside voices please.
Sue: Just- Axl! [groans]
Axl: Oh! Hello. I don't believe we've met.
Sue: No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You are not going to date her.
Axl: Relax. I'm not gonna date your roommate. Of course, if I wanted to... it'd be a different story.
Lexie: Oh, really? Do I have a say in this?
Axl: Actually, you don't. If I were to look at you, you'd dive into my eyes and we would be dating.
Sue: Oh, Axl. Get over yourself. [to Lexie] Just to be safe, don't look at him.
Axl: What's with the fancy outfit? You going to some sort of Nerd Ball or something?
Sue: No, I'm just going to class. Not everyone dresses scuzzy like you. Besides, I'm not even that dressed up. Can you hand me my clutch?
Lexie: Yeah. [Axl waves at Lexie]
Sue: You know what? You should study in the library. Come on. Let's go. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
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‘Crushed’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: I've said it before... nothing good ever happens when you leave the house.
Quote from Cindy
Frankie: Hey, LuEllen. Nice to see you again. [chuckles] Looks like a beautiful day to travel. [LuEllen blanks Frankie]
Mike: Have a nice trip, Merv. Sorry we couldn't help you out.
Merv: Help us out?
Frankie: [sighs] Well, I guess we ought to separate Bogie and Bacall over there.
Mike: Okay, Brick. Wrap it up.
Cindy: Goodbye, Brick.
Brick: Goodbye, Cindy. [engine starts] I'll call you when I get there. [car door closes]
Frankie: [v.o.] Turns out, when Cindy's parents said they were moving away, they actually meant two houses away.
Mike: She never mentioned this to you?
Brick: We don't talk that much. [cellphone rings] Oh, I should take this. [answers phone] Hello? Hey, Cindy. She got there safe. [waves to Cindy]
Quote from Brick
Mike: What's with the hat?
Brick: Hmm? Oh, uh, I've been thinking, and I do want to do sports. I figured if I get started now, someday I could be a professional baseball man.
Mike: Really?
Brick: Oh, yeah. I'm passionate about it. I'm just gonna need some equipment... a glove, a bat, a Lenny Dykstra Wheeler Dealer automatic pitching machine with nine-hour battery. It's only $699.99.
Mike: Brick, every time we make toast, we take our lives in our hands. We're not giving $700 to a total stranger.
Brick: But that's what you're supposed to do. That's what Reverend Hayver says in church. You're supposed to give to the people that are less fortunate than you.
Mike: In our defense, they're hard to find.