Mike Quote #878
Quote from Mike in A Very Donahue Vacation
Mike: Okay, TV off. I have an announcement. [all groan] Relax. This is something good. It turns out Hoosier Baby placed a fairly big order with Li'I Rivals. So, since we have a little extra money, I thought we should all go on a trip. You know, someplace nice.
Sue: Oh, my God. We're going to Hawaii! [all cheer]
All: [sing] Aloha 'Oe, Aloha 'Oe
Mike: No, no. It's... It's... It's not Hawaii. It's Mammoth Cave, Kentucky! [all groan] No, come on, trust me, you're gonna love it. We used to go when I was a kid, and we always had a blast. They got these really great cave tours, and we'd stay at the Pine Cedar Lodge with an indoor pool, and then we'd drive up and spend a day at Old Fort Harrod.
Axl: Well, I guess if they have a fort. No! Spring break is supposed to be about hooking up with girls, not hanging around some stupid cave.
Frankie: Hey, if your dad says it's gonna be fun, it'll probably maybe be fun. And, hey, if the Donahues aren't busy, maybe they'll join us. I always told Nancy I would let her know if we ever decided to go anywhere.
Mike: Why do we got to bring the Donahues?
Frankie: Because if you're gonna drag me to caves and forts, I'm gonna need someone to talk to.
Mike: That's true. I'm not gonna talk to you.
The Middle Quotes
‘A Very Donahue Vacation’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Axl: Okay, Brick, I didn't want to do this, but if you don't help me, I might have to tell Cindy about your sudden penchant for older ladies.
Brick: She'd never believe you. Besides, after she kissed that other boy, she gave me what they call a "Hall pass," which, despite the name, does not give me free access to the library.
Quote from Nancy Donahue
Nancy: Frankie, it... it's okay. I'm not mad.
Frankie: Really?
Nancy: Look, people talk about each other. It's what we do. But the thing is, deep in your heart, I know you love me, and I love you, too. I mean, hello! You're like a sister to me.
Frankie: I am?
Nancy: Of course. And no matter what, I could never stay mad at my sister. Get over here. [hugs Frankie] Come on, let's go get a couple of those pineapple drinks.
Frankie: Let's do that, and I'm buying. Ooh, you know what else they had? Watermelon Daiquiris. Doesn't that sound good? I think I'm gonna try that one. [Frankie screams as Nancy knocks her into the pool]
Nancy: Oh, my... Oh, my goodness, Frankie! What happened?
Frankie: Did you push me?
Nancy: No. I think you slipped. See this spot right here? Very slippery. Oh, my goodness. Let's get you out of there.
Frankie: [v.o.] Did I really slip, or did Nancy push me? I kind of hope she pushed me. Because that would mean maybe, just maybe, there's a little sliver of Nancy that's down in the gutter with the rest of us.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Spring break, when everyone flees the cold winter weather for the surf, the sand, or, in our case, the couch.
Sue: I think they're gonna love it.
Axl: No way. They're gonna list it. He was very clear he wanted a finished basement.
Frankie: Yeah, but after they did that mold remediation, there's no way they're gonna list it.
Brick: But she's not gonna love it without that mud room.
Frankie: I wonder what we would do if our house was ever on this show.
All: List it.