Mike: Okay, TV off. I have an announcement. [all groan] Relax. This is something good. It turns out Hoosier Baby placed a fairly big order with Li'I Rivals. So, since we have a little extra money, I thought we should all go on a trip. You know, someplace nice.
Sue: Oh, my God. We're going to Hawaii! [all cheer]
All: [sing] Aloha 'Oe, Aloha 'Oe
Mike: No, no. It's... It's... It's not Hawaii. It's Mammoth Cave, Kentucky! [all groan] No, come on, trust me, you're gonna love it. We used to go when I was a kid, and we always had a blast. They got these really great cave tours, and we'd stay at the Pine Cedar Lodge with an indoor pool, and then we'd drive up and spend a day at Old Fort Harrod.
Axl: Well, I guess if they have a fort. No! Spring break is supposed to be about hooking up with girls, not hanging around some stupid cave.
Frankie: Hey, if your dad says it's gonna be fun, it'll probably maybe be fun. And, hey, if the Donahues aren't busy, maybe they'll join us. I always told Nancy I would let her know if we ever decided to go anywhere.
Mike: Why do we got to bring the Donahues?
Frankie: Because if you're gonna drag me to caves and forts, I'm gonna need someone to talk to.
Mike: That's true. I'm not gonna talk to you.