Axl Quote #926

Quote from Axl in Film, Friends and Fruit Pies

Mike: Hey, Axl, do you know what this goes to?
Axl: No, but I know what this goes to... my head! I am totally stressing out. I'm up all night thinking about toxic apples and profit margins and cupcakes with toes in them. I mean, why does my boss love me so much? Why am I so damn charming?!
Frankie: Aw, honey, don't worry. [hugs Axl] It's gonna be... Ooh! Have you gained weight? You got a little love handle.
Axl: Is it noticeable? Oh, God, my pants barely fit. I'm on the last hole in my belt. I am totally eating my feelings. This job is killing me.
Mike: You only work 10 hours a week.
Axl: Uh, excuse me... do you have a conference call with the board of directors at 10:00 this morning?
Mike: Do you?
Axl: No. But I'm in charge of connecting everybody. [to Sue] Oh! Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

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Quote from Mike

Mike: Sue, you got to come clean. You're too young to be in debt. It's different for us. We have a long-range financial plan where we die before we have to pay anybody off. But you don't have that cushion.

Quote from Sue

Mike: Hang on a sec. Where's all this money coming from?
Sue: Well, I've been using my Spudsy's money, and I popped all the quarters out of my 50 states collector's book, and I've been donating plasma. I'm not exactly sure what plasma is, and I don't know if you need it, but, from the way I've been feeling, I'm guessing you do.

Quote from Brick

Brick: Can you sign this form saying you take full responsibility for the school camera, editing equipment, the sound equipment, and lighting packet while it's in my possession?
Frankie: No, we will not.
Brick: Well, then I'll have to do that signature Axl taught me, 'cause I really need it for this project I'm doing for film class. Oh, heads up... I'm working on a shoestring budget, so I'm gonna be shooting it entirely in the house.
Mike: A horror movie, is it?
Brick: Well, the assignment is to take an important piece of film history and interpret it as our own. I'm thinking either Battleship Potemkin or Knots Landing. I love Knots Landing. I binge-watched all 14 seasons when we inherited that box of Aunt Edie's old tapes. Now, I know what you're thinking... Sure, Battleship Potemkin was named the greatest film of all time, but Knots Landing just has the undefinable "it." Plus it's one of the few true historical records we have of the 1980s.
Frankie: The '80s weren't that long ago, Brick.
Mike: It was 30-some years ago.
Frankie: Holy crap.
Brick: Well, I better get on it. I'll be in Sue's room, scouting locations. Also, I'm still on the fence, but the episode I'm looking at may require a small car explosion.