Frankie Quote #1514
Quote from Frankie in The Convention
Dr. Sommer Samuelson: Smile Superstars is a different kind of company. We turn reality into dreams with our proven tools for creating unlimited wealth. Debbie Grimes? Where's Debbie Grimes? There she is. Debbie won a trip to Hawaii for recruiting over 50 new clients for our Joplin branch! Thank you, Debbie. How was Maui? Oh, you don't need to tell me. I've got a house there. Now, let me ask you. Are you tired of working yourself to death and still not reaching your goals? Are you tired of looking around and seeing everyone else get theirs and you not get yours?
Frankie: I'd like to get mine.
Dr. Sommer Samuelson: Do you see those people on those fancy boats and planes and think, "That should be me"? Well, that can be you.
Frankie: It can?
Dr. Sommer Samuelson: You bet it can. You can earn your way into our Platinum Elite Club and be on a private jet as part of our Winner's Circle retreat to Costa Rica! Who's with me? Who's with me on a private jet to success?
Frankie: I am! [cheers and applause]
Dr. Sommer Samuelson: We can change the world one smile at a time! [music plays]
The Middle Quotes
‘The Convention’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Goodwin
Frankie: Hey, Dr. Goodwin. Um, you said all expenses were being taken care of, right?
Dr. Goodwin: Yepperoonie.
Frankie: Oh, thank god. 'Cause we just got a bill by mistake for our room service and minibar charges.
Dr. Goodwin: Oh, no, now, they never pay for that. That's why I always bring my snack sack with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Frankie: But you said all expenses paid. That's what you said.
Dr. Goodwin: No, I distinctly remember saying y'all's expenses are paid. Not all y'all's.
Frankie: No, no, no, no, that can't be. I mean, how is anybody supposed to know that "all y'all's" is plural for "y'all's"?
Dr. Goodwin: Well, all y'all's would obviously be more than y'all's. I mean...
Mike: What is he saying? Do you speak hillbilly?
Frankie: Not well, but I think this hillbilly is telling us that we owe $674.
Dr. Goodwin: Ooh, y'all ordered a lot.
Quote from Mike
Mike: Oh, man. I ordered ribs, and I didn't like them, so I ordered a steak. I was living like Caesar up here. And, Frankie, seriously? Dry cleaning?
Frankie: They folded my underwear. It made me feel special. But what about you? Shoeshine? What are you, running for congress?
Mike: I thought all expenses were paid. It seemed nuts not to do it.
Frankie: Let's just run, Mike. Let's just grab the soap and Kleenex and run.
Mike: We can't. We gave them a credit card... the good one.
Dr. Goodwin: Ooh, boy, I got to say, y'all are in quite a pickle.
Mike: [Southern accent] Are we? Are we in a pickle? Have we done and done it? Are we long-tail cats in a room full of rockers?
Frankie: Mike, calm down. That is not helping anything. Now, look, I will think of something, but in the meantime, take the robe off, Hef. That costs 60 bucks. Take the other one out of my suitcase.
Quote from Axl
Axl: Okay, we'll start with the basic categories of lies. Number one... personal tragedy. You're dying, a friend's dying, Grandma's dying. You get the picture. It's old school, but it totally works. It does, however, require a certain shady moral compass.
Sue: I could never do that to Grandma. She just sent fudge.
Axl: Well, there's the "appeal to their humanity" lie. You call up the professor and say, "I could tell you a lie, but I respect you too much."
Sue: Wait, so am I lying or not lying?
Axl: That might be a little advanced for you. There is a new category that's very promising. The "I identify with the opposite gender and have issues" lie. The only downside is you have to live the next four years as a man. It's a big commitment.