Frankie Quote #1356
Quote from Frankie in Pam Freakin' Staggs
Frankie: She's miserable, Mike. Pam Staggs is miserable! Her life is horrible! She wants what I have. Can you believe it? She wishes she was me! [laughs]
Frankie: [v.o.] I guess it's true what they say, money doesn't buy happiness. Not that being poor does either. But when you think about it, our family really does have it all goin' on.
Sue: [holding a baby cow] Have you seen my Mom?
Frankie: [v.o.] And as for sad, pathetic Pam? Well, I didn't see her much after that night. But I did hear she started dating the real estate guy who sold her Homearama home. Me? I wouldn't trade places for the world. Because, pardon my French... I am Frankie freakin' Heck.
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‘Pam Freakin' Staggs’ Quotes
Quote from Brick
Mike: [sighs] I gotta say, Brick, you're annoying me the least this week.
Brick: Thanks, Dad. I know we don't always share a lot of the same interests, but I think we're both very calm. [eats chip]
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Really? No one's even gonna say, "what?" Pam Staggs just Facebook friended me. Pam freakin' Staggs!
Brick: Who's Pam Staggs?
Mike: She's that Wheel of Fortune lady your mom went to high school with.
Frankie: She's not just the Wheel of Fortune lady, Mike. She won a million dollars! She solved "pardon my French" with just a "p" and an "r." And I thought it was, "Purell my friend." I know she moved to St. Louis, but then I didn't hear a thing after that.
Brick: This close to not asking.
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: Like, I couldn't make the first move. She's Pam Staggs! And now she has friended me. Me, Mike, me!
Mike: You do realize you're an adult now?
Quote from Axl
Axl: All right, fine, I'll just keep walking backwards around campus. This could be a date right here.
Devin: Except it's not.
Axl: Why not? We went out, had a great time, I don't get it. Is there someone else? Am I hideous to you?
Devin: Look, I like you, Axl. I'm just not sure I can do this whole dating thing. I have soccer practice every day, and my grades suck.
Axl: Mine suck, too. That's another thing we have in common. We're like those two characters from that book we never read.