Frankie Quote #1250

Quote from Frankie in Orlando

Frankie: So, we're on our way to Disney World. I think I mentioned that on the phone. We won it. We don't normally take trips like that. We had a Disney jar, not that there was ever any money in it. Our washing machine doesn't work very well. [laughs nervously] Anyway... so, this is kind of awkward, right? I don't know if you know. Maybe you do. But the kids broke up last night.
Sandy: W-what do you mean? Tanya broke up with your son?
Frankie: Uh, well, no. Uh, not exactly. Brick... broke up with her.
Mike: There was a, uh... Jelly-Gate situation.
Sandy: So, your son dumped our daughter? Why'd y'all come here for then?
Frankie: We were already here, and... it was the... right thing to... do.
Sandy: Oh, so, you drove eight hours out of your way just to rub it in our faces. [laughs] I'm sorry. Y'all got to be up to something. No sane person drives hundreds of miles out of the way to meet a 12-year-old girl.
Mike: She's got a point.
Frankie: All right, just hold on. We were...
Sandy: I know what this is. Y'all show up out of nowhere. He don't even look like his picture. Y'all are catfishing us.

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 ‘Orlando’ Quotes

Quote from Axl

Frankie: Look, really, the death napkin doesn't matter anymore. Axl's 19. If anything happens to us, he'll take care of all of you.
Axl: I'm gonna be doing things very differently. First thing... you're both getting jobs right away. Sue's gonna have to learn how to cook, and you guys are gonna have to start picking up around the house.
Mike: Brick, tell your brother he's an idiot.
Brick: I don't want to say that to him. If he's gonna be in charge of me, I got to stay on his good side.
Axl: You're my favorite, Brick. I might even let you sleep inside.

Quote from Brick

Frankie: Ooh, Brick, come here. I have a really big surprise for you.
Brick: What is it?
Frankie: Well, your dad and I talked it over... Not because you were bugging me... And we have decided that we are gonna stop and visit your girlfriend in North Carolina.
Brick: Wow, that's great! Thanks! Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop!
Mike: Yeah, we're never having grandkids.

Quote from Sue

Sue: Six days to Disney World! We are going to Disney world in six days, people! It is six days away! Can you believe it?!
Frankie: [sighs] Sue, really, you have to pace yourself.
Frankie: [v.o.] I know it sounds like I'm raining on Sue's parade, but you got to understand this started the day she won the trip.
[flashbacks:]
Sue: 27 days to Disney World!
Sue: 26 days to Disney- [gasps] [toilet flushes] Ooh, sorry, sorry.
Sue: 25 days to Disney World!
Frankie: Hey, she didn't say anything today.
Sue: [enters] 24 days 'till Disney World! Haa!
Frankie: [v.o.] You get the idea.