Axl Quote #682
Axl: Fine. If you're not willing to give me the reward that's rightfully mine, I will just have to come up with something of equal or greater value. Okay, from now on, I will listen to you provided you address me as "Sir Axl, Duke of Awesomeness."
Frankie: Seriously? That's what you want?
Axl: I can't hear you.
Frankie: That's what you want, Sir Axl, Duke of Awesomeness?
Axl: It is-ith.
Sue: You're really gonna call him that? Why does he always get what he wants? I can't drive, but we all have to call him Sir Axl, Duke of Awesomeness? Well, I am not gonna do that.
Axl: Well, fine, then I'm not talking to you for the rest of the trip.
Frankie: Sir Sxl, Duke of Awesomeness, stop being mean to your sister!
Brick: I don't want Axl to be my dad.
Axl: Well, if Sue gets behind the wheel, I will be! [imitates tires screeching, explosion] Stop it.
The Middle Quotes
‘Orlando’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Frankie: Look, really, the death napkin doesn't matter anymore. Axl's 19. If anything happens to us, he'll take care of all of you.
Axl: I'm gonna be doing things very differently. First thing... you're both getting jobs right away. Sue's gonna have to learn how to cook, and you guys are gonna have to start picking up around the house.
Mike: Brick, tell your brother he's an idiot.
Brick: I don't want to say that to him. If he's gonna be in charge of me, I got to stay on his good side.
Axl: You're my favorite, Brick. I might even let you sleep inside.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Ooh, Brick, come here. I have a really big surprise for you.
Brick: What is it?
Frankie: Well, your dad and I talked it over... Not because you were bugging me... And we have decided that we are gonna stop and visit your girlfriend in North Carolina.
Brick: Wow, that's great! Thanks! Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop! [whispers] Whoop. [normal voice] Whoop!
Mike: Yeah, we're never having grandkids.
Quote from Sue
Sue: Six days to Disney World! We are going to Disney world in six days, people! It is six days away! Can you believe it?!
Frankie: [sighs] Sue, really, you have to pace yourself.
Frankie: [v.o.] I know it sounds like I'm raining on Sue's parade, but you got to understand this started the day she won the trip.
[flashbacks:]
Sue: 27 days to Disney World!
Sue: 26 days to Disney- [gasps] [toilet flushes] Ooh, sorry, sorry.
Sue: 25 days to Disney World!
Frankie: Hey, she didn't say anything today.
Sue: [enters] 24 days 'till Disney World! Haa!
Frankie: [v.o.] You get the idea.