Axl Quote #532
Quote from Axl in Hallelujah Hoedown
Cassidy: Sorry. I don't know what to say. It totally sucks, but come on. I mean, you know, it's not like we're gonna be together anyway.
Axl: Whoa. What does... what does that mean?
Cassidy: I don't know. I mean, we're gonna be in separate states... a thousand miles away from each other. We were gonna be having this conversation in three months anyway, right? We're just having it now instead. I mean, what did you think was gonna happen?
Axl: I think you know me well enough to know that I don't think.
Cassidy: But we still have the next three weeks. Can't we just focus on that and have fun?
Sean: [over microphone] Hey, everybody, I'm Sean Donahue, president of the class of 2013...
Axl: Well, why wait three weeks not to be together? If we're not gonna be together, let's not be together now.
Sean: [drumroll] And the prom king is... [inhales deeply] Yes! My boy Axl Heck.
The Middle Quotes
‘Hallelujah Hoedown’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo. He-he-he-hoo.
Frankie: Sue, you're gonna pass out again.
Mike: What is she doing?
Sue: I found Mom's old Lamaze tapes. I realized I have been psyching myself out for these driving tests. And if I can control my breathing, I can control my driving. [exhales] He-he-he-hoo. And breathe the baby out. Okay. All right. I am gonna go listen to "Fearless" by Taylor Swift one more time, and then, Dad, you and I are gonna go to the B.M.V. Whoo-hoo! Go, Sue.
Quote from Reverend TimTom
Sue: Well, lately, I've been having these weird feelings inside, and I don't get it. See, all my friends have been getting their driver's licenses, but I keep failing. And when Brad told me he got his license, instead of feeling happy for him, I just wanted to punch that smile right off his face. So what do you think that means?
Reverend TimTom: Hmm. Sounds like somebody's dancin' her first dance with that old friend the green-eyed monster.
Sue: What do you mean?
Reverend TimTom: You're jealous, Sue. It's a pretty common problem. Throughout history, many have felt its sting... Cain and Abel, Ishmael and Isaac, the Jonas brothers and 1D.
Quote from Darrin
Sean: $147. Bam. That's it. That's enough to rent the Orson limo for prom.
Darrin: I rode in that when my grandma died. It was awesome. I rode the whole way to the cemetery out the sunroof.