Sue Quote #230
Quote from Sue in Hecking It Up
[After Matt sits down in the Donahues' car, Sue tries to open her door.]
Matt: Not until you hear me out. [holds up the keys] I know how I reacted the other day really hurt your feelings. You see, I spent my whole life training every muscle in my 98-pound body to never be caught off guard, so when you...
Mike: Why is this door locked? Open the door. Open it! Open the door!
Axl: Sue! Open the door!
Matt: And I had this whole big plan to tell you how I felt about you...
Mike: Open the door. Open the door!
Matt: But then you ambushed me in the stairwell with that reverse crossface into an undercup. I left my most important muscle off guard, so even though I was feeling the exact same way...
Mike: What's the deal?
Matt: I was planning to tell you those three special words on Valentine's day...
Axl: Come on.
Matt: But no need to wait anymore.
[As Sue and Matt kiss, Mike turns the hose on them and washes the closed window]
The Middle Quotes
‘Hecking It Up’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Oh, God. I can't afford to lose the Donahues. They feed me real food. They taught me how to brush my teeth. If I lose that family, I've only got this family.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: [v.o.] Ever since Indiana got the Super Bowl, the whole state's been rolling out the red carpet. We opened a brand-new stadium, recruited an army of hospitality volunteers. Heck, I even knitted a scarf.
Frankie: Ta-da. Hmm? What do you think?
Mike: I think if that's for the Super Bowl, I don't want to hear about it. And what are you even doing all this for? You barely care about football.
Frankie: I was paying my dues, Mike, so that me and my official volunteer scarf will be given a plum assignment at the game. I have never been a part of anything this big. It's exciting, Mike. Come on. Get excited.
Mike: No. Four years I've been waiting to see my team win the championship on our home field, only to have the rug yanked out from under me by Peyton Manning's stupid neck. God's obviously not a Colts fan, and I'm starting to think he's not much of a Mike fan either.
Frankie: Well, I'm not letting you turn my Super Bowl into a.... Grincher Bowl. No, wait. Scrooger Bowl?
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] But having us as neighbors wasn't the only low point in the Donahues' lives. They never made it to the Super Bowl, but I did. Actually, more like eight super bowls.
[Frankie stands in front of the line for the Portapotties]
Frankie: All right. Green coat, number 6. Yeah. Red earmuffs, number 3. [crowd cheers] What was that? Was that- What that a touchdown, huh?
Man: I don't know.
Frankie: Anyone? Damn it.
Woman: [Southern accent] Excuse me. I'm looking for section 15.
Frankie: Uh, yeah, it's two gates down, past the Bobblehead exhibit.
Woman: Thank you, darlin', and let me just say, all you folks around here have been so nice and neighborly.
Frankie: Oh. Well, thank you, and welcome to Indiana.
Frankie: [v.o.] Point is, I didn't have to be at the 50-yard line. The eyes of the world were on us, and I was part of something truly special, and I, for one, wasn't gonna Heck it up.
Frankie: Okay, blue gloves, number 4, and, yellow hat, number 7. Whoo! Everybody doing okay? Great. Hang in there.