Frankie Quote #743
Quote from Frankie in Hecking It Up
Frankie: [v.o.] But having us as neighbors wasn't the only low point in the Donahues' lives. They never made it to the Super Bowl, but I did. Actually, more like eight super bowls.
[Frankie stands in front of the line for the Portapotties]
Frankie: All right. Green coat, number 6. Yeah. Red earmuffs, number 3. [crowd cheers] What was that? Was that- What that a touchdown, huh?
Man: I don't know.
Frankie: Anyone? Damn it.
Woman: [Southern accent] Excuse me. I'm looking for section 15.
Frankie: Uh, yeah, it's two gates down, past the Bobblehead exhibit.
Woman: Thank you, darlin', and let me just say, all you folks around here have been so nice and neighborly.
Frankie: Oh. Well, thank you, and welcome to Indiana.
Frankie: [v.o.] Point is, I didn't have to be at the 50-yard line. The eyes of the world were on us, and I was part of something truly special, and I, for one, wasn't gonna Heck it up.
Frankie: Okay, blue gloves, number 4, and, yellow hat, number 7. Whoo! Everybody doing okay? Great. Hang in there.
The Middle Quotes
‘Hecking It Up’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Oh, God. I can't afford to lose the Donahues. They feed me real food. They taught me how to brush my teeth. If I lose that family, I've only got this family.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: [v.o.] Ever since Indiana got the Super Bowl, the whole state's been rolling out the red carpet. We opened a brand-new stadium, recruited an army of hospitality volunteers. Heck, I even knitted a scarf.
Frankie: Ta-da. Hmm? What do you think?
Mike: I think if that's for the Super Bowl, I don't want to hear about it. And what are you even doing all this for? You barely care about football.
Frankie: I was paying my dues, Mike, so that me and my official volunteer scarf will be given a plum assignment at the game. I have never been a part of anything this big. It's exciting, Mike. Come on. Get excited.
Mike: No. Four years I've been waiting to see my team win the championship on our home field, only to have the rug yanked out from under me by Peyton Manning's stupid neck. God's obviously not a Colts fan, and I'm starting to think he's not much of a Mike fan either.
Frankie: Well, I'm not letting you turn my Super Bowl into a.... Grincher Bowl. No, wait. Scrooger Bowl?
Quote from Frankie
Ron: Hey. What's this? Looks like a scratch.
Frankie: Okay. Here's the thing. Axl drove the Passat. And so did the rest of us. I'm so sorry. It's just so nice and new, and we're so weak and gross. Believe me, we feel horrible about this, and we'll pay to have it fixed and if you want to take back your house key while you're at it, we totally understand. Just please don't hate us.
Nancy: Why would I ever hate you? I hate myself for not telling you to drive it in the first place. [Nancy and Ron chuckle] Seriously, what is the point of having a brand-new car if you can't share it with your neighbors? I'm thrilled you drove it.
Ron: Absolutely. Hey, you saved one of us from getting the first scratch and then fighting with each other about it. [both laugh] Thanks, man. [they walk off]
Frankie: Well, now I know what's behind that wall of nice... Big, rolling fields of nice. I mean, they're just great. So, so great.
Mike: Yep. They really deserve better neighbors than us.